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[laszlo_jamf]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me.
Guess I'll go eat worms.
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!

Down goes the first one,
Down goes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!

Up comes the first one,
Up comes the second one.
Oh, how they wiggle and squirm!
Long, thin, slimy ones,
Short, fat, juicy ones,
Itsy, bitsy, fuzzy, wuzzy worms!

[ooc: And now, a musical interlude from Prof. Dr. Laszlo Jamf. Trolling? Mocking? Feeling sorry for himself? Sharing his suffering as a hardworking Deity of the City with the City at large? Hard to say, hard to say... But, hey, Deity on the Network.]

Comments

( Voice )

[confined_to_briah]

And here I thought you might be more mature.

( Voice )

[laszlo_jamf]

I can be mature. I can totally be mature.

It takes a mature person to recognize when he's being immature, as I am right now.

( Voice )

[confined_to_briah]

That's like saying it takes a sane person to recognize insanity.

( Voice )

[laszlo_jamf]

A valid point, considering a great many of the physicians with whom I am acquainted who specialize in illnesses of the mind and psyche are not entirely sane themselves.

[infernoandhearth]

If they're fuzzy, you know, I'm not certain they're worms.

[laszlo_jamf]

Point taken. If they're fuzzy then they may, in fact, be caterpillars.

Unless we're talking about minute fibers or hairs that might be present on some varieties of worms.

Or if we're talking about, let's be frank, alien worms.

[infernoandhearth]

Slightly hairy doesn't quite count as fuzzy, though I'll give you alien worms.

[laszlo_jamf]

Then what, precisely, are the parameters for "fuzzy?"

I'll take 'em!

[friggmagnet]

That is jut seriously wrong, man.

[laszlo_jamf]

You clearly have no love for the classics.

[friggmagnet]

That's a classic?

[laszlo_jamf]

Sure it is!

video

[therightchoice]

Is that supposed to be a poem?

video

[laszlo_jamf]

It's a song, kiddo.

video

[therightchoice]

It's a creepy song, then.

video

[laszlo_jamf]

Most of the best ones are, generally speaking.

[valentineluke]

[Golf clap]

[laszlo_jamf]

[Salut!]

[Video]

[standing_alone]

Enjoyin' yourself?

[Video]

[laszlo_jamf]

Not really. I think I need a few more rounds before that.

[Video]

[standing_alone]

I hear ya. Sometimes that's the only way to cope.

[Video]

[laszlo_jamf]

I'm not coping well, I don't think.

[trenchknives]

If the worms're fuzzy, that's probably not a good sign.

[laszlo_jamf]

Have you people never heard caterpillars referred to as "worms?" I ask you. Honestly.

[trenchknives]

Not really. 'cause they're not worms.

[laszlo_jamf]

You lack imagination.

[trenchknives]

I'm hurt.

[laszlo_jamf]

You should be.

[trenchknives]

That was sarcasm.

[laszlo_jamf]

No--really?

[trenchknives]

Well, hey, ya didn't know that worms weren't fuzzy.

[laszlo_jamf]

That was sarcasm too.

[trenchknives]

Clever.

[signatures]

Have you ever had the pleasant experience of dealing with the worms in the desert you degraded our City into?

[laszlo_jamf]

Protip: walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm.

[signatures]

Now you tell us.

[laszlo_jamf]

If you walk without rhythm, huh, you'll never learn.