Captain Hammer
[Video/Action Post]

[A pony stands in the middle of the field. It seems to be repeating one thing over and over. And that is:] I'm a talking horse. I am a horse, that can talk.

Why are there so many talking horses around, and why am I one of them?

[/Video/Action Post]
 
 
Current Mood: distressed
 
 
Percy Weasley
31 May 2012 @ 06:25 am
weasley's wizard wheezes →

[Yep, it's just another day here at the shop. The shelves are still loaded with pranks and gifts, there are still small, random explosions that might change your nose or fix your pimples, and everything still hurts your eyes if you look at it too long. Everything is exactly the same ... well, except that the proprietor of the shop has rather suddenly changed from a tall, thin, redheaded young man with glasses to a tall, thin, redheaded pony with a quill and inkpot on his flank. Who still has glasses. But like hell is he about to let something like suddenly being a horse get in the way of getting stuff done.

At least the upside of working in a joke shop is you can claim a wayward product hit you.]


the carousel →

[Percy can be found loitering around here, too, though if asked, he will sniffily inform you that he's just taking a break.

But he's watching the horses on the carousel a bit more closely than 'taking a break' would suggest, and he's definitely sticking around longer, too.]


[ooc: feel free to run into him wherever, just make a note of where you're seeing him. Replies will be coming from [personal profile] assists_celestia when I get home tonight!]
 
 
Guerrero
31 May 2012 @ 09:05 am
Alright, I'm only gonna say this once.

Kidnapping? Really not the best way to get on my good side. So here's how this is gonna go. You tell me where we are, who YOU are, and just what you hope to get out of this little circus act and I promise to go easy on you.

Consider this my official "take me to your leader," 'cause everybody knows the one who actually does the hands-on work is never the one in charge.
 
 
Rita Mordio
31 May 2012 @ 09:52 am
Since when do tattoos turn people into horses? This is stupid. Glad I'm not cursed today.

This place should've just stuck with the hot springs.
 
 
Cain Hargreaves
31 May 2012 @ 11:06 am
[Voice Post || Filtered from Known DELILAH Members || Unhackable]
((Click.))
((Fumbling...clattering... More fumbling... Even more clattering... A muttered curse... Someone is trying to do something with this Network device...without much success...

The clattering continues--it's really almost rather rhythmic at the moment--fades, then returns. It sounds almost like a rather small horse trotting around in some agitation... And yet, distinctly, the sound of Cain's voice can be heard in and through all these tiny hoofbeats... On good final clatter of hooves on wood, a ruffling sound almost like feathers being straightened, one confused meow (how many more animals need be involved?), and then Cain's voice comes through loud and clear: ))


In all my years in the City, never, ever, in the whole of my five years here, have I ever awoken as a horse.

A cat, yes, more than once. A raven once, at least. A doll, a woman, a child--yes, all of these things.

But never as a horse.

((Clattering and ruffling again.))

Although, permit me to clarify that: I have never woken up as a horse, and certainly never as a unicorn, and most certainly never as a unicorn with wings.

Nor do I think I should like to again.

I am a horse, with a horn, and with wings--and there are few things in the world more ridiculous than this.

I think nothing more need be said about this.

((Another hoofbeat or two.))

Save, perhaps, for the difficulty one encounters in dealing with hooves.

((Changing the subject!))

The Carousel is more interesting anyway, though I'm not yet certain how to interpret all these things: the marks most all of us found on our persons yesterday, these transformations today--because I do know I'm not alone in this sort of shape, nor does there seem to be much variation in shape, and the apparent decay of the Carousel. I don't know yet if they're connected. If they are, then perhaps we're the carousel horses somehow. If they're not, then it's another instance of a curse happening at the same time as some other ordeal. There were irises growing in the sinks during the attacks from the 'Hair Monster' some years ago, for example. So the question is whether these not immediately connected details are, in fact, connected.

The Carousel has been seen to be decaying, even seeming to be on the point of collapse. I've seen it, certainly. Although it keeps turning, for which, I suppose, we should be grateful. And yet, this decay seems not to be entirely constant--it seems as though in one instance, the Carousel is deteriorating, and in another, it seems as it always has. That, alone, is enough to make me suspicious. Whether it's an illusion or some significant change, I don't yet know.

Really, I only mention it because when things happen to the Clock or the Carousel, the rest of the City does, indeed, seem to suffer. It does one well to pay attention to the Clock and the Carousel.

But what it all means I'm not yet sure. I think I may take a walk down there to have another look at it. A ruined Carousel in the City is nothing to ignore.

After all, it was the Carousel itself that brought me from London and into the City.

((He's getting the hang of...no, wait, he's not. More shuffling and clattering, but briefer this time. He's doing his best and, sooner or later, he manages to turn the device off again, ending the recording in a--))
((Click.))

[//voice post ends || //end filter]

[ooc: Action at the Carousel or Network, as you please! Cain is, indeed, a flying unicorn pony today. But the most goffick one evar!!!1 He has a horn and wings because, idk, he's messed up. Also, the cape covers his mark, but trust me when I say it's a pile of skulls and roses and crosses and goth stuff. Because, you know, it's Cain...]
 
 
Current Location: The Carousel
 
 
Dr. Greg House, MD
31 May 2012 @ 11:47 am
 video;

[Brace yourself, City. There's a House pony.]

Four legs are better than two in the sense of balance. However I can't help but think if there are this many herbivores there is bound to be a wolf or something. 

[Optimisim! What else did you expect?]

So I'll be indoors. Are there any vets in the City? Your time has come.
 
 
Flynn Scifo
31 May 2012 @ 12:35 pm


Did anyone else turn into ponies overnight? We're going to need help putting out the fire in Rita's room...! Tyr? Rita? Are you alright?

[ > Implying Tyr and Rita sleep in the same room together. ]
 
 
Current Mood: awake
 
 
Riou
Oh wow! This is pretty cool! I mean, it's strange at first, but I think I can fly- and I can run much, much faster now!

[ This is Riou. And Riou, the pony being ridden by Mukumuku! Feel free to think it's really, really cute. ]

Rita, wanna try seeing how fast I am with your fireballs now? You probably won't even be able to hit! Toph, you can try it too- with your rocks, anyway!
 
 
Current Mood: chipper
 
 
Hanna F. Cross
31 May 2012 @ 02:00 pm
[A very confused, very, VERY orange unicorn is poking at his device with his horn, trying to figure out how the hell he's supposed to work it with hooves.]

...well, shit. This is...weird. I mean, I've said that about a lot of thins in the City, but...well, I never thought I'd wake up as a pony.

Hell, not just a pony, but a goddamn unicorn.

I can't...this is just...

...I need to go for a goddamn walk. Or, is it a trot now? How am I even working the device without fingers, anyway...

[Oh, Hanna. You don't quite understand unicorn magic yet, do you.]

[[ooc: and here's what our very orange unicorn looks like! http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc395/Realaregula/FinalHannaPony.png]
 
 
Anna Assaoui ✝
31 May 2012 @ 03:04 pm
[Look, guys, this really isn't funny, but there seems to be a tan-colored pony entangled in the tarp-covering of a small blue tent. It seems part of the fabric has ripped, some of the support poles turning around at odd angles. She's managed to poke her head out into the open and stares at the camera mournfully.]

I... this is ridiculous...
 
 
Riffael [Riff] Raffit
31 May 2012 @ 04:50 pm
Although the City has before transformed me into a dog, and others into various other animals, these small, talking, oddly-coloured horses seem the strangest to me yet.

I'm afraid I am not particularly well-versed in what such horses eat or if they can, in fact, consume tea.
 
 
[The Man With No Name]
31 May 2012 @ 04:51 pm
-48-  
[Voice Post]
((Click, shuffle, rattle--the sound of hooves on dust and gravel. Not an altogether unusual set of sounds, given the source of this recording, if you recognize the Network presence. More clattering hooves. This seems to be a recording of the most accidental sort. But not surprisingly, perhaps. These seem to happen a lot with this one.

There are voices... Some low, rumbling laughter...

Apparently, the second half of yesterday's conversation is being continued... Except...is there more whinny in Our Man's voice than usual...?

Silence holds at first and then:))


Now if you'll apologize, like I know you're going to, I might just believe that you really didn't mean it.

((Silence again, but tense this time. Even if one can't see it, one can feel it: that's the feeling of a standoff...

It lingers--!

And then, the slightest of sounds: a shuffle, the sound of a hoof getting set properly into the ground, the movements of readiness... ... ...

The tension holds...

...and the recording snaps off again, as fast as it started up, and the sounds of all these horses and their strange arguments fall into true silence again as the device falls shut again in the same way it fell open: accidentally. And the recording ends with a--))

[//voice post ends]

[ooc: It would appear that there is a very tall pony in the City...wearing boots and a poncho (please pretend that green cape has the appropriate white pattern on it). Yes. The Man With No Name is, for today, the Brony With No Name. Have at him. He'll be trotting around all day, bein' a pony. Also, hee, happy birthday to The Man's PB, Clint Eastwood (my current celebrity crush, in case you didn't know).]
 
 
Luke Valentine
31 May 2012 @ 08:02 pm
 
[Up in the sky, somepony is clearly enjoying having wings.]
 
 
Current Mood: giddy
Current Location: Overhead wherever you groundlings are
 
 
тнe docтor
31 May 2012 @ 08:07 pm
[ The Doctor is excited, he's clearly manic, spinning around with a cat clutched between his arms, bowtie wonky and his grin as bright as can be. ]

Wait 'till you see her, Wanda, just wait. She's beautiful, you'll be impressed, I can tell already. [ Wanda mews at him curiously, clearly having decided her owner is absolutely bonkers. ]

Now, don't fret, she's not the type to get jealous. Well -. [ A pause. ] Maybe a little. But look at you, you're all fuzzy, who wouldn't love a fuzzy thing like you?

[ Wanda bats at the bowtie, then mews again, displeased. ] Oh, all right, I'll let you down. But don't wander too far.
 
 
James E. Wilson, MD
31 May 2012 @ 08:16 pm
Well, I feel patently ridiculous. Though, really, I suppose I ought to be grateful that this managed to fall on a day when my only scheduled excision was benign. Somehow I doubt hooves would be particularly up to the task.

But I have to admit, the carousel is what worries me most - unless I'm greatly misremembering the past few years, things which affect it can bode very poorly for us.

[Yep. Wilson is a pony.]
 
 
Hinamori Amu
31 May 2012 @ 08:33 pm
...Okay, I know curses can turn people into animals but ponies?

This is so weird, especially if it relates to those tattoos but I guess it's not that bad of a curse though it's kind of hard to get used to for the day.

[ooc; Affected! I just didn't have time to make a image / icons for reference, just assume something]
 
 
binarysky
31 May 2012 @ 08:50 pm
[There's the sound of running water before the blurry camera refocuses on an annoyed-looking blond pony.]

I broke the toilet.

[ =n= ]

Look, it wasn't my fault! It wasn't made for hooves!

[ My Little Pony: Crankiness is magic. ]
 
 
Saito
31 May 2012 @ 08:52 pm
I meant to make a few inquiries, but I think that it had better wait until part of the population is no longer made up of ponies.
 
 
Lockdown
31 May 2012 @ 09:08 pm
[Out in the woods around Lockdown's ship is a green and black pony with a white face, red eyes, and black lines on his face. He is a very grumpy pony. On his hip is the ambiguous black faction mark that normally goes on his chest.]

I want my mods back. Or at least my servo.
 
 
M. S. Fice
31 May 2012 @ 09:43 pm
 
Hello Citizens


It is my duty to inform you that on your behalf, the deities of the City have completed the usual sacrifice. The chosen eight Citizens have been processed and the satisfaction of the forces has been reached.

Please note that the the new additions to the carousel should not be ridden without the proper paperwork.

In return for the sacrifice it is requested that everyone fill out the exemption form for next year. Misfiling this form will result in delays in the system.

Do not delay the system.

Thank you for your continued cooperation.




[ooc: There is no paperwork oocly, and icly you can choose to do it or not but it won't effect anything (it's just for fun if your character wants to bitch about a 30 page form) and there is no actual repercussion for riding the ponies without paperwork! There are, however, eight new additions to the carousel, four of which you may have met over the event! Your character is free to recognize them stuck forever as carousel ponies. The lady your character may have seen over the curse is no longer around.......

.....for now.]
 
 
Curt Wild
31 May 2012 @ 09:45 pm
[Video]

I'm smaller than a deer and I can talk for some reason, so I guess today is okay.
 
 
Euphemia li Britannia
31 May 2012 @ 09:59 pm
Do you think the wings work? [She gives one of them an experimental flap.]
 
 
Rapunzel
31 May 2012 @ 10:16 pm
[Rapunzel, or rather, a pony version of her, is in her kitchen, working on a pie. Despite being a pony, which is normally a very confusing and upsetting situation, she seems to be doing okay.

Heck, she's even gotten the hang of unicorn magic! She's smiling as she opens up the oven with her magic, her horn glowing a golden yellow that matches her hair.]


You know, Pascal, I think I'm really getting the hang of this pony stuff! And it only took...three burned pies!

[Pascal is sitting on the counter, next to said three burned pies, giving her A Look.]

What? The baking is a good stress reliever! Besides, it was good to practice with the new magic, right? It's really useful and sort of fun, once you get used to it...

[ooc: Pony Rapunzel: http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc395/Realaregula/FinalPunziePony.png And her cutie mark is a paintbrush painting a floating lantern.]
 
 
Dean Winchester
31 May 2012 @ 11:01 pm
I'm all for riding people but Dude this is out of hand.

It's a friggin' donkey show here.
 
 
[ Hᴏᴡᴀʀᴅ Aɴᴛʜᴏɴʏ Sᴛᴀʀᴋ ]
31 May 2012 @ 11:11 pm
It ain't right that I'm seeing pink ponies, huh? Maybe I should lay off the drink.
 
 
P.I. Hᴀʀʀʏ Lᴏᴄᴋʜᴀʀᴛ
31 May 2012 @ 11:31 pm
WHY is everybody suddenly fucking ponies