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[binarysky]

[There's the sound of running water before the blurry camera refocuses on an annoyed-looking blond pony.]

I broke the toilet.

[ =n= ]

Look, it wasn't my fault! It wasn't made for hooves!

[ My Little Pony: Crankiness is magic. ]

Comments

[noshiplikefriendship]

Hooves are the annoying part.

[binarysky]

Seriously. I don't know how we're supposed to get used to this. [Yeah, he doesn't realize you're actually a pony.]

[noshiplikefriendship]

Enjoy the day anyway?

[binarysky]

How?! We're ponies! That's not enjoyable!

[noshiplikefriendship]

If you run, that's fun!

[binarysky]

It's kinda hard to deal with four feet at once.

[noshiplikefriendship]

One hoof, then the other!

[errandry]

That's 'cause nothing in a bathroom's made for hooves! Wait, how'd you even...?

[binarysky]

Don't ask. You really don't wanna know.

[errandry]

Now you're just invoking the morbid curiosity clause.

[binarysky]

I don't know what that is and I don't care.

[errandry]

That's fair! You gonna be able to get out of there?

[binarysky]

Yeah, I can get through the doors. This is just going to be a pain to fix later.

[deadly_legacy]

Oh... I hadn't even thought of that yet. [Why are there so many curses that make going to the restroom awkward?]

[binarysky]

I'm gonna have to hold it now.

[deadly_legacy]

Until midnight?

[binarysky]

[...no.]

If I have to!

[deadly_legacy]

Well, that's...

I don't think that's going to work. [Can ponies blush?]

[binarysky]

I'll just have to make it work. [It probably blends into the pink.]

[skylight]

[ Glancing at the collateral damage... ]

I'm sure we can fix it... well maybe not you. [ He quickly follows up with, ] -not right now at least. Um.

[ Rubbing his chin because now he's trying to guess how long Roxas might be stuck like this...Roxas and Demyx. Should they invest in the stable? It's got to be wayyyy over populated right now...and what do ponies eat? ...He squints. ]

[binarysky]

[ A stable?

Go and die, braintwin. ]

I'm not a plumber even when I have hands.

[skylight]

[ IT'S A VERY NICE STABLE....but okay they'll just...have to.... make do. Not like Roxas is a legit pony anyway - none of them are. This is a lot more like....well Sora's not sure what he'd compare them to. ]

Welll if we can't figure it out on our own I'm sure we can just ask for help. Once you go back to normal.

[ Weighing the chances of being snapped at for touching a wing... ]

[binarysky]

[ Just don't ask for a ride, okay. He's not hauling your fat butt around the city. ]

I better go back to normal. This stinks.

Plus I'm naked.

[skylight]

[ Hey. Hey...

Well maybe he can lay off one of the 15 ice creams a day... ]

But...it's...better being naked as a pony...at least?

[ The painful attachment to Look On the Bright Side may get him into more trouble than out of it... ]

I'm sure you'll go back. I mean, we always do...right?

[binarysky]

I guess.

[ Though this brings up the unsettling question of...well, if he had to 'go' and he's naked... ]

It just doesn't make it easier now. How come you're not a pony?