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[captainfuckingmagic]

WHY is everybody suddenly fucking ponies

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[mightbeconcussed]

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

[captainfuckingmagic]

y ty for that mental image

[mightbeconcussed]

Oh come on. It's a good mental image and you know it. If you want, I can be wearing the cowboy hat

[captainfuckingmagic]

are you just trying to kill me or what

[dudeimbatman]

The whole friggin' City is like a donkey show.

[Yeah, those just aren't as impressive as you think they're going to be.]

[captainfuckingmagic]

I never understood donkey shows, and I grew up where you'd expect people to enjoy that crap. Or, whatever.

[dudeimbatman]

I think it's supposed to be more about watching the chick but you just end up feeling freakin' sorry for the donkey.

[captainfuckingmagic]

You know what, I'm just going to... Take a plastic spoon to this part of my brain now, the one that remembers anything at all to do with this, and donate it to science somewhere because someone ought to figure out what the appeal there is or why I don't see it. And then in the meantime I can be blissfully unaware it exists.

[noshiplikefriendship]

No one is fucking them.

[captainfuckingmagic]

What? Who said anything about fucking the ponies?

[noshiplikefriendship]

You did!

video;

[sealegs]

[Someone is laughing. A lot]

video;

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ Which is a little confusing until he gets the whole 'fucking ponies/fucking ponies' thing pointed out to him. ]

Ha hah, yeah. You know what I meant though. And seriously I can't be the only schmuck here who finds this to be - even cursewise - a little freakin' creepy.

video;

[sealegs]

It isn't nearly as fun as some of the others. Or traumatizing. Maybe the deities just have a horse fetish.

[indecent_butterfly]

That would make things more lively, would it not?

[captainfuckingmagic]

It would what? What would? The ponies are weird. They're not even ponies.

[indecent_butterfly]

Well if it is your particular interest...fucking them. As they are not truly ponies, it matters not in either case.

[worldofourown]

Sounds unsanitary.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ You just get a look. For a moment. ]

Probably is. Horses are... Not my favourite animals.

[worldofourown]

Yet the City at large seems to be enjoying them.

[In one way. Or another :|]

[waitedforyears]

I really, really hope that no one is actually fucking ponies.

[captainfuckingmagic]

[ There is some sort of verbal keysmash for a second. ]

Nobody here knows how to work with someone.

[waitedforyears]

Maybe you just make it too easy.

[uprouse]

Well, it looks like you've been luckier than everybody.

[captainfuckingmagic]

What are you talking about.