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[captainfuckingmagic]

WHY is everybody suddenly fucking ponies

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[indecent_butterfly]

It is not One's place to judge if that was. [To encourage perhaps but not judge.]

What if said pony agreed?

this conversation is amazing though

[captainfuckingmagic]

What if— what? [ What. ] Are we seriously having this conversation. You can totally judge that if someone said it - that's like three splintered laws and the whole rainbow of wrong.

had to make sure

[indecent_butterfly]

Which laws? From what One has been told there are no laws here, other than what the few decide. And why should it matter what a few thing, if fun is had by all?

of course

[captainfuckingmagic]

Moral laws. Brain bleach laws. The kind of laws even I care about following to the letter, okay. This is a whole 'many' decision - I would totally not be having fun if that shit was happening around me.

[indecent_butterfly]

And how does one know what's happening in the privacy of another's bedroom? What difference should it make what happens there, or anywhere else for that matter?

Moral laws...those set down by people who have no idea what they deny themselves and others. Do share, have you waited to taste those pleasures only ruled accessible to the mated few?

[captainfuckingmagic]

Well I don't give a shit what's happening in someone's bedroom as long as they don't come and fucking tell me about it. Honestly, seriously, you can go be happy shooting bubbles up your backside and stick it in a chipmunk - go to town - just don't let me know about it because I'll feel sorry for the chipmunk right after I stop laughing at the mental image.

[ He doesn't even know what this means. ] What the hell are you even talking about?

[indecent_butterfly]

Have you engaged in premarital sex? It is against those same moral laws set down by the masses. Shall we gather stones for the guilty?

[captainfuckingmagic]

You start coming near me with fucking rocks and I'm going to start screaming really loud - somebody's gonna hear that shit. You stay away from me.

[indecent_butterfly]

One did not say One would partake; One is not a moral judge. But if you are going to judge those whose tastes are not your own, be equally prepared to be judged by someone else.

[captainfuckingmagic]

Well like I said, I'm not going to like, stone them for it, I'm just going to be way the fuck over there being a little grossed out and wishing I didn't know what was happening. You're the one who installed the rocks in this little scenario okay - I'm watching you.

[indecent_butterfly]

[Careful there, watching nem might lead to even more issues.]

You are quite welcome to watch. Or participate if interest arises.

[captainfuckingmagic]

What the hell, dude - I have said like— have you even been listening to me? I've said the exact opposite of that like three times. I don't want in on your little pony parade.

[indecent_butterfly]

Dude? And One is not providing a parade. [Yet.]