[ Behold! A charming display of confectionary booty! In the background hovers 'Li', his uniform starchy and crisply clean, a sweet little smile on his face. Opening his mouth, he says, ]

"I'm not sure what's wrong with the City. But everyone's invited to Cafe Satine to try some of our new pirate-themed desserts. The lollies are especially delicious. Order up an extra-large cappuccino and you'll also get a crossbones cupcake free!"

[ At least ... that's what he tries to say. What comes out is: ]

Sink me! I be nah sure wha's wrong wit' thee, City. But all ye powdered beauties 'n poxy hornswaggler's be invited t' Galley Satine t' feast yer gobs on some o' our new grub. Th' lollies be especially tasty. Ask fer a tall flagon o' brew 'n I'll toss in a Jolly Roger tartlet in memory of me mum's tar-black heart!

[ ... ... ... ]

[ Don't worry; he didn't understand any of it either. ]

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[ ooc: Despite the piratey-swag (such as it is), Hei is NOT CURSED. He's simply blending with the scenery -- and hunting down his little sister, who's been missing since midnight. Psst. Don't tell Thor he's cooking at the Cafe instead of out hunting Krakens :< As always, extremely backtag friendly because I'll be sloooow <3. ] 

[ Carla has been in possession of the Iris for a year now. It was left to her by an old bounty hunting partner. She's gotten out of that business by now... for the most part. She doesn't take Iris out sailing often, it's a bit difficult to manage on her own, but she has been known to sleep there, to spend the day out there. Her hellhound Rex was fond of being on board, feeling the wind in his face from the deck. Rex and Peanut are the only men on board today.

The women are watching from the rails as the ship glides towards the city in silence. There isn't really an official captain amongst them, just the woman who inherited the boat from the true captain, and Carla is silent for a long time. ]

[ The camera catches her faint smile in the dark, nearly hidden amongst the wind-swept mess of her black hair. ]

We'll be taking it all.


[[ooc; The crew of the Iris is all women. If you're a lady and would like a crew, well. Then. Here we are. Officially, We've got Carla, Pai, Asami, and Anya on the list. You're welcome to do whatever you like on this post, or make posts of your own, you know the drill.

For myself, I don't tend to tag a lot over the weekends, so I'm likely to backtagging well into next week.]]