he_who_kills
23 March 2013 @ 10:19 am
 
Much throwing of dung make you village idiot.
 
 
Current Mood: Tsk-tsk-tsk
 
 
Charles Xavier
Say one found themselves with a herd of sheep totalling an even hundred. What should one do with said sheep, in your opinion?

Giving them away and/or massive slaughter are not options that will be considered for the sake of this poll. 

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 15


What to do with all these sheep:

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Begin an in-home yarn manufacturing business
7 (46.7%)

Convert several acres into farm-ready land
7 (46.7%)

Start a petting zoo
7 (46.7%)

Train a small corgi to become a herding dog (corgi is already in residence)
7 (46.7%)

Who are you and why are you asking me questions about sheep
5 (33.3%)



[private to: Bobby Lassiter, Sean Cassidy, Stiles Stilinski & Raven Xavier] 

What do you think of assisting with a special project for Erik and keeping it a secret?

[private to: Luke]

I have a favor to ask of you. You'll be paid in food. Also I am hoping to include David in plotting. What say you?

[private to: Meyer Lansky]

Might I ask you a question? It will likely turn into a series thereof, for fair warning.
 
 
Pinoko
23 March 2013 @ 07:26 pm
Word on the wind's that Mishter Chashe has a shaggy butt that looksh okay when he's dweshed, but it droops down to his knees if he takesh off his clothes! He's got to wear shpechial underwear to hold it up. Pash it on!

Nyota-chan's a halfer, which isn't too shurprising with her exotic looksh, but the REAL shurprise is that reriable shourches claim she's half-cat shpirit, of the shapeshifting variety! Pash it on!

Major Raikov has unwesolved mommy isshues and is projecting them onto Mish Ruby. He should really shee shomeone about his Oedipush Compleksh! Pash it on.

...

[A brief pause.]

A-a-acchonburikeeee!

Pinoko didn't mean any of that! It's all lies! Waaaah, shtupid curshe! Nobody lishten to any of that, okay?!

((Backdated to yesterday. ^^))