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poly_chromatic2013-03-23 07:26 pm
pinokosthewife) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-03-23 07:26 pm
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[Karte 7: (VOICE) Chewing the Fat]
Word on the wind's that Mishter Chashe has a shaggy butt that looksh okay when he's dweshed, but it droops down to his knees if he takesh off his clothes! He's got to wear shpechial underwear to hold it up. Pash it on!
Nyota-chan's a halfer, which isn't too shurprising with her exotic looksh, but the REAL shurprise is that reriable shourches claim she's half-cat shpirit, of the shapeshifting variety! Pash it on!
Major Raikov has unwesolved mommy isshues and is projecting them onto Mish Ruby. He should really shee shomeone about his Oedipush Compleksh! Pash it on.
...
[A brief pause.]
A-a-acchonburikeeee!
Pinoko didn't mean any of that! It's all lies! Waaaah, shtupid curshe! Nobody lishten to any of that, okay?!
((Backdated to yesterday. ^^))
Nyota-chan's a halfer, which isn't too shurprising with her exotic looksh, but the REAL shurprise is that reriable shourches claim she's half-cat shpirit, of the shapeshifting variety! Pash it on!
Major Raikov has unwesolved mommy isshues and is projecting them onto Mish Ruby. He should really shee shomeone about his Oedipush Compleksh! Pash it on.
...
[A brief pause.]
A-a-acchonburikeeee!
Pinoko didn't mean any of that! It's all lies! Waaaah, shtupid curshe! Nobody lishten to any of that, okay?!
((Backdated to yesterday. ^^))
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[Then companionable silence, as she understands being hit by this curse.]
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'Courshe, Pinoko's never sheen one and Doc doesn't believe in shtories like that... sho, you're probably right!
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There are vampires and witches here. Shapeshifters are a possibility.
It might be likely, after all.
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Not you too.
[At least what Pinoko's saying isn't true.]
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[Her voice is somewhat muffled because she's clamping her mouth shut with her fingers, trying to keep from telling more tall tales.]
It's the curshe!
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I'm sorry, Pinoko. I know it's just a curse.
[A curse that's getting her a headache.]
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[ OMG EW ]
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[Pinoko's trying to keep the silly rumours at baby by physically holding her mouth shut. To... varying degrees of success.
She looks apologetic, before shaking her head. Don't listen to her, please!]
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[ (Or so he'll pretend.) ]
Wh-what is it? Are you, um, not allowed to talk?
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That must be so awful. [ Not that Li has any experience with pathological lying, nope nope. ] Have you considered duct-tape?
[ He's just being helpful. Honest. ]
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[Sounding awfully clueless there.] Maybe it's a good idea!
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It might be. At least until the curse is over. Think of all the embarrassment you'll spare [ everyone ] yourself.
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[Hei, that's terrible. It's a good thing Pinoko can't pick up on it!]
Pinoko's gonna have to think about it!
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It'd be for the best. Think how strange it would be if you violated a patient's privacy by announcing they have some weird disease over the Network. Even if it's not true.
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[She covers her mouth again.]
Needftayp, tayyyyp!
[She quickly ends the feed. Looks like she's taken those words to heart!]
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You don't have to shay it with a lishp too, though.
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Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that's how it's said.
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It'sh okay, you don't have to be shorry!
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No ghost stories! She's a scaredy-cat!][Video]
...And it's rude.