Yusuf
28 November 2012 @ 12:48 am
[ A scientist cannot simply ignore the siren call of inspiration, which, just so happens to strike at 12:16- or so the glowing blue numbers from across the room tell him. Yusuf isn't particularly bothered by the time, or the odd way the elastic on his sleep pants is suddenly looser than when he fell asleep with a journal over his face went to bed- the only thing Yusuf is bothered by is getting his hands on that notebook he'd stuffed in his bag yesterday.

The thing is... once he's got said notebook in his hand, pen poised in hand, his mind is completely blank. Words should be scribbling themselves on the page, his hand merely a conduit, but it's just resting there, pale and still and useless. Something must have woken him from his sleep, and it's usually a thought that permeates his subconscious enough to kick itself into his conscious--

Wait.

Pale hand?
]

What the-

[ His hand is really pale, like, call a doctor that shit is unnatural pale, and as Yusuf rushes into his loo, notebook forgotten as he hurriedly flicks the lights on, he completely forgets what time it is and that he should probably try to handle this a little better because it is the City and weird things happen all the time.

But no, he's just going to scream his head off- sorry Inception household- sorry neighbors- sorry bees.
]



FOR ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE TO MERCILESSLY TEASE NICOLAS CAGE I MEAN YUSUF, THIS POST IS MADE TO THE NETWORK AT A MORE REASONABLE TIME:

This is ridiculous and I am uncomfortable with everything remotely associated with this. [ Yusuf gestures to his face for the benefit of the network. For the love of God, how is he supposed to take a piss without feeling like he's touching someone else's junk???



#cityproblems
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Mindy
28 November 2012 @ 07:09 am
[Mindy sounds unhappy. Weird, right? When does that ever happen? Except this isn't her usual pissy brat tone. She sounds more disconcerted and upset. ]


Everyone looks like my dad. Don't come near me if you don't have your face. Or I will punch you. Repeatedly.
 
 
Leah
28 November 2012 @ 11:23 am
What foul sorcery is this that gives me a face that is not my own, and disallows me from changing it back?



[ ooc: Leah is Cage'd today! ]
 
 
dave strider
28 November 2012 @ 06:22 pm
john
what the fuck did you do
i swear to god if you made a trade with the deities already im turning you into the authorities this is a crime against humanity

to everyone else plagued with this disease
calm down
breathe
this wont last forever
ill get egbert to write everyone an apology letter on scented paper using only the finest of milled inks
could write to the goddamn queen of england on that paper
wipe your ass with it its so fresh


TO: KAZU )

TO: ASAMI )
 
 
Frankie Dalton
28 November 2012 @ 06:45 pm
Doesn't even seem weird anymore when people bleed half to death, shit turns to candy, whatever. But this? Creeps me out.

Dunno what that says.

Just glad it's not me for once.
 
 
Mr. Orange (Freddy Newendyke)
28 November 2012 @ 08:56 pm
50th  
Giving everybody the same mug's creepy enough, but bees? Seriously?

Sorry about your face, dude.
 
 
accidentalfugitive
28 November 2012 @ 09:55 pm
 This is seriously creepy.  So so creepy. 

[The camera is pointing into town from where Isaac's stood at the tree line, focusing in on the people walking around with matching faces]

Such a messed up curse, how do they even come up with these things?  Still, I still look like me, [The camera swivels to show Isaac still looking like Isaac as he waves awkwardly at the camera] so that's something I guess.