Bruce Banner
27 August 2012 @ 12:48 pm
[Video feed flicks on momentarily to show the face of a tired man, brow furrowed in concentration before a thumb sweeps over the camera input and the video feed cuts out. What follows is a series of text only messages.]

Director Fury, I know you're scanning. I don't know where I am, but I know you have the tech to trace this. I think you owe me a rescue. Keywords: S.H.I.E.L.D., chitauri, Hulk Bruce Banner

Attn: Tony Stark, if you can read this, I'd appreciate a ride. Keywords: Candyland, shawarma, chitauri, Iron Man, \Gamma(n) = (n-1)!\, for all positive integers n.

[ooc: Bruce was dumped outside of town upon his (re?)arrival and lost half a day while the Hulk vented some spleen for them both.]
 
 
Todd Anderson
27 August 2012 @ 04:05 pm
[Todd is out in Xanadu today, sitting beneath one of the gazebos and writing in a notebook that he's rather narrowly focused on. Though he's in an area that doesn't quite grow cold, he's still viewing it as taking advantage of the nice weather, knowing that colder temperatures will be creeping into the City soon enough and even if the park is warm, the walk over will be subject to a seasonal chill. Of course, he's also taking advantage of the fact that he doesn't have an unexpected dog to look after today.

It's been a difficult few weeks, and he feels like his friends in the City are dwindling. Hit particularly hard by Justin's departure - again - given that he and Neil had both gotten to be close friends with their roommate, a quiet afternoon of reflection seems long overdue.

For those watching along at home, Todd's device seems to have activated without any sort of prompting from - or notice by - its owner. Hardly surprising with the City's devices; perhaps it's just decided that Todd has gone too long without using the network. (Likely, with his social tendencies.) The angle that it provides is enough to see the boy sitting with his notebook, the gazebo overhead, and the foliage beyond its coverage.]


[ooc: Open to both action or network responses. I'm at work right now and tags may continue to be slow for some time but, as ever, I do promise to backtag into eternity.]
 
 
Dr Robert Chase
27 August 2012 @ 08:39 pm
Lordosis. It's a mating position common to most mammals, involving the forward tilt of the pelvis along with an arch of the spine. During the event, we've started to call it doggy style. Pre-mating it's generally viewed as an invitation.

Have you ever noticed what high heels do to a woman's posture?

So, I guess what I'm asking is, which one of you was the really flirty spaniel?
 
 
livingmyths
27 August 2012 @ 09:35 pm
It will be the full moon at the end of the week and I'm going to go out by the river and sit on a big rock and sing and dance and maybe even sleep out under it. I think people should come join me.

Arthur, I think you should come. It would be fun!
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eames
27 August 2012 @ 11:21 pm
Should one really have to apologise for their behavior when under the influence of a curse? That's like saying 'sorry I was so drunk I had a natural bodily reaction and threw up on your shoes.' Or 'sorry I thought it was a good idea to piss in your flower garden, I didn't realise plants were so sensitive to the pH of urine.' Well, maybe not the latter, you can choose whether or not you urinate or not, and where.

It seems that agency is more or less out of my hands when I'm a bull terrier. Can I more or less just grant an all around apology for any sort of off behavior I had this past weekend? I'd been snipped. I suspect any male, even as a dog, might go a little bonkers without the bits that happen to be important to him. In retrospect, something so normal seems rather cruel when you're at the brunt end of it. Who are we to take away a dog's balls or uterus?

[ He's sorry they got you fixed, Pancake.

He understands now what that does to a person.
]

That said, if anyone has any photos, videos, or otherwise physical evidence of this past Sunday... I'd like to get that turned into me.

Thank you very much.

[ FILTER: Angela Montenegro ]

I'm terribly sorry I humped your dog.

[ Wow that's so much worse to say outloud than just think it. ]

[ / FILTER ]