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poly_chromatic2012-08-27 11:21 pm
signatures) wrote in poly_chromatic2012-08-27 11:21 pm
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Should one really have to apologise for their behavior when under the influence of a curse? That's like saying 'sorry I was so drunk I had a natural bodily reaction and threw up on your shoes.' Or 'sorry I thought it was a good idea to piss in your flower garden, I didn't realise plants were so sensitive to the pH of urine.' Well, maybe not the latter, you can choose whether or not you urinate or not, and where.
It seems that agency is more or less out of my hands when I'm a bull terrier. Can I more or less just grant an all around apology for any sort of off behavior I had this past weekend? I'd been snipped. I suspect any male, even as a dog, might go a little bonkers without the bits that happen to be important to him. In retrospect, something so normal seems rather cruel when you're at the brunt end of it. Who are we to take away a dog's balls or uterus?
[ He's sorry they got you fixed, Pancake.
He understands now what that does to a person. ]
That said, if anyone has any photos, videos, or otherwise physical evidence of this past Sunday... I'd like to get that turned into me.
Thank you very much.
[ FILTER: Angela Montenegro ]
I'm terribly sorry I humped your dog.
[ Wow that's so much worse to say outloud than just think it. ]
[ / FILTER ]
It seems that agency is more or less out of my hands when I'm a bull terrier. Can I more or less just grant an all around apology for any sort of off behavior I had this past weekend? I'd been snipped. I suspect any male, even as a dog, might go a little bonkers without the bits that happen to be important to him. In retrospect, something so normal seems rather cruel when you're at the brunt end of it. Who are we to take away a dog's balls or uterus?
[ He's sorry they got you fixed, Pancake.
He understands now what that does to a person. ]
That said, if anyone has any photos, videos, or otherwise physical evidence of this past Sunday... I'd like to get that turned into me.
Thank you very much.
[ FILTER: Angela Montenegro ]
I'm terribly sorry I humped your dog.
[ Wow that's so much worse to say outloud than just think it. ]
[ / FILTER ]