Hey!!! Now this is what I call a party!!! I mean, man!!! Look at the crowd!!! It's you guys again!!! WELCOME BACK!!!

Yeah, yeah: welcome to the City. No, really: you guys have been here before you know, whether you know it or not. This is about the third time I've borne personal witness to it. Hey, I know it, okay? And that's what matters.

Yup, the City. Any way you slice it, it's the City. When you are tired of the City, you are tired of life (is that true, really?).

So how are you, all of you seething masses? Or teeming masses. Either way. You're a mass amassed, that's for sure. Downright exultantly excessive in your massed masses amassed herewith. Overflowing with excess--an excess of excess today, isn't it? As though the City weren't glutted enough with its pleasures and its pains, as though its desires were as insatiable as it would have us to believe. Do I address the City? Indeed, I do. And not those within the City who are usually so addressed. No. I speak to the City itself and its devices and desires.

We have all followed too much the devices and desires of our own hearts.

Yes, yes. Drink up, drink up. This night thy soul may be required of thee. There is yet more. There is yet so much more.

And you've always got the Network too, y'know. That's City News, City News, All The News That You Can Use.

Oh, but I digress. I think there are friends, new and old alike, in these great teeming masses. Yes, new and old alike. Else my eyes and ears and blahblahblah whateverelse deceive me.

In any regard: yay!!! :)

[ooc: For the record, this is a text post. But all types and kinds of replies are welcomed. You know you want to :3c Come to me, ye 4^th Wall visitors. He will be all over in all kinds of ways today.]

You're all a little early for Thanksgiving. It's probably for the best that you missed Halloween.

I've always wondered why the City celebrates so many holidays from what I'd consider home, when I don't know if Earth is even the most represented world of origin, here.

But I doubt there's an easy answer for that question.

Does this mean Anonymous has been working on the barriers again?



[ooc; please no duplicates of existing House cast without that player's permission; face-doubles / confusion / other hijinks always welcome. Please be a little gentle about spoilers, Cameron is s3 forever, though she can forget anything she strictly must. Backdating encouraged! <3]

I thought this place was done with the vistor curses by now but it figures it would continue even without the deities.

[he just scoffs] There's no one worth seeing on these weekends anyway— the sooner it's over the better.

[ooc; Totally open for 4th wall, if you want to action something out you can assume he is anywhere in the City]

I always wonder about these days.

Where the fuck are you all coming from?

That's a rhetorical question, no smartass replies are necessary.

[ooc: torture away!]

[Look at her, all dressed up in her Operations red. There's a pep in her step, a smile on her fave, and an obvious pride to the way she stands. You can't buy this uniform in a store.]

I've heard of this event, but unfortunately, I missed it last time. Good to know I get to experience it this time. [And hopefully it's not going to end up horrifying her.] If there are any Starfleet personnel I haven't met yet... this is Lt. Uhura of the USS Enterprise. Welcome to the City.

[The message continues on in a bevy of languages: Swahili, Russian, Spanish, Klingon, and Vulcan. Slightly different wording for each language, but the point remains the same.]


[ooc: Anything goes!]

Didn't we just do this not that long ago?

What the fuck are you all doing back here?

Welcome to the City, my friends.

Do enjoy your stay.

Do entertain us.

M.O.C.



[ooc: All responses will be anon text.]

[Piglet nervously clutches a small stack of pieces of paper in his arms.]

H-hallo... Um, I made some maps that might be Useful... that is, if anyone might need one.

[Which might just be greatly inaccurate or completely unhelpful as they were made by a very small animal who puts importance in things that an ordinary person would not even notice or care about... Such as a good climbing tree, or a funny shaped rock.]