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... hi.

[The feed starts sideways on the ground, flaming hair spilling over the green grass because—yes, that is Miss Ginny Weasley, sprawled face-down in Xanadu with her broom under her like she's fallen off. Maybe she has, maybe she hasn't. All she knows is that a nap in the morning sun sounds like a delightful idea (and that coming out in public was a bad one, being around all these other lazy, curse-affected people).

She slowly turns her head to face the camera, eyes closed and speaking around a yawn: ]

'M canceling flying lessons today. Too knackered... or can't be arsed, whichever.

[And the camera just... runs for a few long minutes because she can't be bothered to reach out and shut it off, so the device turns off on its own. Yes, she probably fell asleep. Can't stop won't stop.]



[ooc; SOMEONE WAKE HER UP. so affected, so lazy.]

[Korra's been in prison for a few days now, and she is PISSED. So pissed, in fact, that her took her this long to realize what she needs to do.]

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ATTENTION EVERYONE. THIS GUY -- [oh crap how does she show somebody's picture BLEEP BLEEP BLOOP the screen cuts out and then briefly links to this post.

A few moments later, Korra's face finally comes back on screen.]

That guy who said his knife was stolen [since she has no idea if the bleep bloop did its thing or not] is a liar. It's not his knife. SO YOU CAN TELL ALL YOUR STUPID NAKED LADY HALLUCINATIONS TO GO AWAY. [That was directed to Theo. Seriously. She's not impressed with the visions of harem women. She has trouble enough sleeping with the nightmares she's earned.


Back on point.]

Rowena, wherever you are, I need you to come to the police station and explain. Tell them that it was your knife! [Because it looks like she's not getting out of prison until the knife is returned or "Rowena" tells the cops the truth. (Little does Korra know....)


Now we get to the bane of Korra's network post existence -- how does she end this thing? After a long, awkward pause, she says --]

Thank you.

[Click.]

Hi, City! I've got some new in regards to the Jasmine Dragon!

So, uh...well, Charlie left, so I guess I'm the only one in charge now...and we had to do a lot of repairs and renovations after the worms and the explosion and fire...

But, the renovations and repairs are done! And, well...we're hiring again!

The Jasmine Dragon is looking for people to be servers, help out in the kitchen, and do delivery runs. No experience is necessary, and if you're interested, just come talk to me, or send me a message or something!

It's not just a tea shop anymore. We do baked goods, and lunch, and delivery, and catering too...! So, we need the hands! A lot of our staff has come and gone, which...well, given this place, makes sense, so I guess we're technically always hiring...but I figure it's good to announce it, with the renovations and the reopening and all.

...man, this was a lot easier when Charlie was here to help...