[ Darcy sounds healthy, but don't let the voice fool you: she's sick as a dog. ]

I am not showing my face because it's all gross and stuff. At first I thought it was just allergies or just that time of month when your face just has have a stuffy nose, no matter what season.

[ So she drank some rum for her troubles. It worked that one time, she honestly didn't think it wouldn't work again. Darcy hates her life. ]

Before I go out and potentially waste my time, I just wanna do if there's the whole show-your-ID-for-cold medicine.