Jimmy Darmody
04 June 2013 @ 07:13 am
Hey, um...

[When Jimmy turns on the video, he looks somewhere between sheepish, confused, and deeply irritated. And maybe a little in pain.]

Just hypothetically, off the top of your heads, do any of you guys know anythin' about dog bites? Y'know, what you should do if a dog bites you, how bad it should be before you go 'n see a doctor, that kinda thing?

[A pause, and there's the sound of a small dog barking in the background.]

Or, um, how to get a dog not to bite you? That'd be good too. Kinda late this time, but maybe for next time.

[A longer pause.]

Actually, do any of the doctors around here wanna tell me if I'm gonna die, or somethin'?
 
 
Utsuho Reiuji
04 June 2013 @ 12:10 pm
Okay, guys? About this whole "we need to get rid of the gods here so they quit sucking?" Can we get on that?

Because I have a fusion gun and hellfire and I'm ready to quit with this curse routine. Who's wanting to kick some tail feathers too? I still owe them a beatdown from when they locked me up, and I have a spell card with their names on it!

Who's with me?!