[ Someone is very, very bored. He can't really help himself when he gets like this so the text post appears on the network sometime midday and stays there. He's not cursed, he's just a little weird. ]

So looking at all the posts from the other day I've compiled a factsheet for you guys. If you're gonna get it, you might as well have the history, right? I know, I know, I'm awesome.

( cut for uh, facts about sexually transmitted diseases. And by facts I mean random nonsense. )

You're welcome.

[text]

New arrivals this month:

1. July
2. Charles Xavier
3. April Ludgate-Dwyer
4. Ruby
5. Erik Lehnsherr

[video]

[When it switches to video, it shows Nobori, standing inside of a neat but very mundane apartment, once again saluting the camera.]

This is Nobori.

I am happy to announce that the list of new arrivals to the City has been put up at the appointed time. First of the month! [He points his index finger for emphasis, still speaking loudly as if there were some driver on the other end of the apartment that needed to hear him.] I hope to continue posting these on the first of every month.

In addition, Madame April, if this reaches you, will you please confirm if this indeed your name? [Because that silly introduction made him doubt whether or not she was affected by some sort of curse.]

Follow the rules! Keep to the schedule! All aboard!

[He sticks to pointing with his left hand alone because the right is still injured, judging the bandages still visible through the tears in the sleeve of uniform (getting into a snowball fight not too long ago might not have been entirely conductive to the healing process).]