What kind of shitty ass curse is this? Licking shit and getting stuck to it?

[He sighs.]

Everyone just starve and go thirsty for the day. And don't be a dumbass and lick people. You don't know where the fuck they've been anyway. Could get diseased and die from them or something.

[And he doesn't feel like cleaning that up damn it.]

[The feed turns on from where Dulcie's left it on her table as she enjoys a coffee at Cafe Juliet. A certain Mr Eames comes by with pastry in hand and Dulcie waves him over. Their conversation is just out of range of the speakers. Eames has a bit of jam smeared on his chin, and with a laugh Dulcie goes up on her toes to lick it off.

And stays up.

Well fuck.]


Dulcie? Dulcie...

[Dulcie's only reply is not entirely decipherable. Yep. Fuck. Eames is trying to push her face off with his hands but it's really... not... working.]

[The video turns on to reveal a shirtless Nathan lounging in bed. He has a smile on his face that says he finds something absolutely hilarious. Of course, a sudden muffled whine might be the cause of it. In fact, that sounds like Raikov whining.]

Now, now, handsome. Be patient a moment. You wanted to wait on breakfast to have this first, after all.

[Smiling at the screen now, he runs a hand through his hair to fix the already perfect locks of gold.]

I have a question for all of you today, an interesting one at that. How does one remove the tongue of another from one's own body? I imagine this is a curse which means waiting until midnight... [A longer whine from Raikov can be heard at that.] ...but I thought I would ask.

Oh, and I have a dress or two ready for a certain goddess. I apologize for how long it took but I needed some time to find the right fabric. Let me know what day you would like me to bring them to you.

By the way, today has me a little anchored to the bed.

[He blows a kiss then hangs up.]

[ Oh sure, beware of what you catch they say. Beware of who you trust. But what's a girl to do when even the cats (and the cat-like) run away? Little else but go after them, of course ♥ ]

Where are you~?

[ she paused, hand to her ear and smile on her lips, there being precious else needed to ward off the cold. It's the thrill of the hunt, after all. She giggled then, and resumed her walk. Wherever you are, whoever you are, catch her attention and face a very

playful

Diva. ]