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[manyadenouement]

[The video turns on to reveal a shirtless Nathan lounging in bed. He has a smile on his face that says he finds something absolutely hilarious. Of course, a sudden muffled whine might be the cause of it. In fact, that sounds like Raikov whining.]

Now, now, handsome. Be patient a moment. You wanted to wait on breakfast to have this first, after all.

[Smiling at the screen now, he runs a hand through his hair to fix the already perfect locks of gold.]

I have a question for all of you today, an interesting one at that. How does one remove the tongue of another from one's own body? I imagine this is a curse which means waiting until midnight... [A longer whine from Raikov can be heard at that.] ...but I thought I would ask.

Oh, and I have a dress or two ready for a certain goddess. I apologize for how long it took but I needed some time to find the right fabric. Let me know what day you would like me to bring them to you.

By the way, today has me a little anchored to the bed.

[He blows a kiss then hangs up.]

Comments

[infernoandhearth]

Amputation?

[manyadenouement]

That might be a little tricky given the circumstances.

[infernoandhearth]

Then, as it's a curse, and I suppose neither of you want to lose your appendages, I'd suggest sitting on his shoulders and wearing a very long coat as you make him carry you about.

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Don't let Raikov hear that suggestion]

[indecent_butterfly]

There are worse positions to be in.

[So amused since ne was just having this conversation with someone else earlier...]

[manyadenouement]

I agree. Pity the poor dear is hungry.

[indecent_butterfly]

Patience is a virtue...but the sins are more fun. He may be stuck fasting for the day instead.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

[Raikov looks up at Nathan, semi-glaring, semi-pouting. He says something along the lines of "you shouldn't be finding this funny!" but with a mouthful, it's sort of hard to understand him...]

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[manyadenouement]

It's bad manners to talk with your mouthful, dear.

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[majorcrotchgrab]

Hfffff...

[Now it's a full on pout. Never in a million years did he think he'd get stuck doing this. He rests his chin on his hands and frumps]

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[mortemscintilla]

...Someone sounds like they're in pain.

[ lalala pretend-clueless. ]

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[manyadenouement]

Who?

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[mortemscintilla]

W-Whoever's there with you.

I thought I heard a noise.

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[beyourarmy]

Have you tried warm water?

If that doesn't work, it's probably just a curse and you're screwed.

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[manyadenouement]

An interesting way of phrasing that but I do believe I am not the screwed one.

[byherscore]

Bring them? [ her eyes dip off screen, recognizing that voice, leaving little doubt that she knows exactly what just happened. ] I could just fetch them now.

[ no need to move either. She'll just be in (and out) with barely a sound. ]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[... Raikov kind of scared when he hears her voice through Nathan's device. That only makes him whimper more]

[favoritetraitor]

... Enjoying your stay so far?

[manyadenouement]

I am. It's a lovely place to be.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh man. Really?

[manyadenouement]

Really.

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[brothertragedy]

Oh, for the love of—

[I'M SORRY, is this everybody be lewd and indecent all over the network week?!
Nobori has no idea how to handle this, except to stare in abject horror, face burning redder with every second.]

Was it really necessary to make it a video?! Or even record sound at all?! You could have just typed and spared us all those indecent sounds. This leaves very little to the imagination, you must realize...

There are children who have access to this network!

[100% genuine, not one drop of sarcasm.
Now, excuse him while he pulls the rim of his hat down as far as it will go, head bowed, all in an attempt to hide that impressively red glow.]

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[manyadenouement]

Hm? What do you mean? No one can see anything and the only sounds are someone being upset over being stuck.

Really, where did your mind wander off to?

[Hey, he was careful to spare the children. He could have said where Raikov was stuck after all!]

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[georgeous]

[ Here's a try to not laugh, which fails. George turns his head away for a second and clears his throat, before smirking at the screen. ]

Sounds like an interesting day is ahead of you.

[video]

[manyadenouement]

A very interesting day. One for me to look forward to.

He might not enjoy it so much though.