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[The video turns on to reveal a shirtless Nathan lounging in bed. He has a smile on his face that says he finds something absolutely hilarious. Of course, a sudden muffled whine might be the cause of it. In fact, that sounds like Raikov whining.]

Now, now, handsome. Be patient a moment. You wanted to wait on breakfast to have this first, after all.

[Smiling at the screen now, he runs a hand through his hair to fix the already perfect locks of gold.]

I have a question for all of you today, an interesting one at that. How does one remove the tongue of another from one's own body? I imagine this is a curse which means waiting until midnight... [A longer whine from Raikov can be heard at that.] ...but I thought I would ask.

Oh, and I have a dress or two ready for a certain goddess. I apologize for how long it took but I needed some time to find the right fabric. Let me know what day you would like me to bring them to you.

By the way, today has me a little anchored to the bed.

[He blows a kiss then hangs up.]

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Amputation?

That might be a little tricky given the circumstances.

[Don't let Raikov hear that suggestion]

There are worse positions to be in.

[So amused since ne was just having this conversation with someone else earlier...]

I agree. Pity the poor dear is hungry.

Then, as it's a curse, and I suppose neither of you want to lose your appendages, I'd suggest sitting on his shoulders and wearing a very long coat as you make him carry you about.

Again, that could be a touch tricky. Besides, I'm content to linger in bed all day.

The poor thing is just a touch hungry.

Patience is a virtue...but the sins are more fun. He may be stuck fasting for the day instead.

It won't hurt him.

[Raikov looks up at Nathan, semi-glaring, semi-pouting. He says something along the lines of "you shouldn't be finding this funny!" but with a mouthful, it's sort of hard to understand him...]