[Normal day for once. That's a relief. Perhaps he'll go to his fridge and get a dextro-only soda.

When he opens the can there's a burst of small fireworks and confetti, startling Garrus.]

Very funny, City.

[He puts the can down. He's not drinking that until he's sure it's safe.]

[/end video]

[Today Lockdown is cleaning his guns. Because bored.]

I'm startin' to fraggin' hate snow.

[He aims the laser pistol - safety on - at a bare panel on his wall and pulls the trigger. He's startled when a loud POP sounnds and fireworks shoot out of it.]

Huh, it's never done that before.

[Checks it, and sure enough, the safety is on.]

[/end video]

[The device has turned on to reveal July standing in the bathroom covered in streamers. He doesn't look bothered by this though, too busy looking inside the sink at something. Tilting his head, he pauses a moment when he realizes the device is on.

Oh.]

Mad Hatter.

The sink exploded with streamers and loud noise.

Loud.

Loud.

Loud.

Too much noise, too much noise, too much noise-

Even the soundproofing fails.

Everything fails

Too loud too loud too loud!

This place never stops, does it? I think I'm about to go deaf with all this noise.

[And just like that, Peter's toaster interrupts this message with a very loud POP. Someone is having confetti for breakfast.]

Oh, for God's sake-!

Too much noise— [he scoffs, as he just stares at the confetti that happens to be littered around his apartment] Looks like staying inside isn't much good either.

Is anyone aware of what this place seems to be celebrating today?

Is there anybody around who can teach me to ride a motorcycle? I know I'm kinda young, but I really need to learn.

[aka Mindy left him her bike and it's just sitting there gathering dust.]

It's a bit loud today, yeah?

Seems the Doctor and Amy are gone. Reckon they must've found some way out.

Is it usual for people to leave in pairs?

Okay, so... Merlin and Harry... the shop looks, well, like a confetti bomb went off in there. Which it sort of did, I guess. If you know anyone who might like to earn a little extra money helping clean up, by all bring them along.

And Harry, yeah, parts of the house aren't much better. Medea's having a ball chasing all the little pieces all over. Who'd think opening a soda or flicking on the lights would cause such a thing?

This curse is a new one on me. I'm not sure whether to laugh or pull my hair out. And I'm afraid to turn on or open anything else. Anyone else having this problem?