After the most recent curse you may have:
Do any of these ring a bell? Yes? Congratulations, you have mono. Now you can bother a doctor. Why? Because Mono can have complications. Complications are interesting. I want them. You can come along too if you absolutely have to.
If you have:
- Gradual but apparent fatigue
- Loss of appetite
- Sore throat
- Swollen lymph nodes
- Rash
- Swollen liver
Do any of these ring a bell? Yes? Congratulations, you have mono. Now you can bother a doctor. Why? Because Mono can have complications. Complications are interesting. I want them. You can come along too if you absolutely have to.
If you have:
- Dry lips
- Anxiousness
- Remorse
- Bad taste in your mouth
- Over salivation
- Bruises
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