Robert Fischer
02 July 2012 @ 02:40 pm
SEEKING FOR AN URGENTLY NEEDED POSITION: One (1) personal assistant / bodyguard
❖ Rate of pay negotiable;
❖ Must be able and willing to begin working immediately;
❖ Previous experience in either capacity highly preferred.
Serious inquiries only; please attach resumés, CV's, or other record of previous work experience to this post.
 
 
Neil McCormick, the Bottomless Black Hole
[Neil is holding an eight-by-ten piece of paper just below his chin, so that the device can see the image on it. There is a rather crudely drawn maple leaf, done in red, in the center - more or less. Two red bars frame either side either side and the rest is white, which happens to be the colour of the paper, so hey, one less crayon to find.]

So, I don't know the national anthem, but I do know that people in Canada don't have polar bears for pets. That's just stupid.

Everyone knows it's huskey dogs...

[He laughs a little.]

Stephen was from Canada, so... Happy Canada Day, Stephen, wherever you are, and... the same to anyone else who's from Canada.