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[pinwheeled]

SEEKING FOR AN URGENTLY NEEDED POSITION: One (1) personal assistant / bodyguard

❖ Rate of pay negotiable;
❖ Must be able and willing to begin working immediately;
❖ Previous experience in either capacity highly preferred.

Serious inquiries only; please attach resumés, CV's, or other record of previous work experience to this post.

Comments

[killerthighs]

[Oh hm. This looks interesting.

She quickly types up a CV and attaches it to her post. Not only has she worked for Tony Stark in the past (albeit under an assumed name), but her CV also includes her achievements in tae kwon do and other forms of martial arts.]

I hope it'll be worth a read.

[pinwheeled]

I'm sure it will.

[whirling]

will it be fun?

[pinwheeled]

That would depend on your idea of "fun".

[whirling]

well then thats a lot of ideas!
ill do it if it relieves me of boredom!

[pinwheeled]

I'll need to see a resume first.

[whirling]

uhmm

does this work?

no stop being cute

[pinwheeled]

[UHHHHHHHH.]

Yes, that's fine. I'll keep in touch.

i refuse

[whirling]

ehhh

so am i not hired?

[pinwheeled]

I won't be making any final decisions until I've received a number of applications and reviewed them all.

[whirling]

how boring

you only need one right!
im the best one!

should i prove it to you?

[uprouse]

It seems as if you've gathered a bit of interest already! If you're still looking, would you mind answering a question for me? Are you expecting to be under attack frequently?

[pinwheeled]

I am still looking, and not exactly.

[uprouse]

I see. And so, then, how would you define the day-to-day duties of such a guard?

[pinwheeled]

In addition to the duties that are required of a personal assistant/bodyguard: companionship, protection, and corrective guidance in the event of curse affliction are expected of the hired candidate.

[uprouse]

Oh? That certainly sounds like an interesting position. Although—I hope you won't mind if I ask how you'd describe your line of work.

private;

[wetworking]

Define "negotiable".

private;

[pinwheeled]

negotiable (nɪˈɡəʊʃəb ə l)
— adj
1. able to be negotiated
2. (of a bill of exchange, promissory note, etc) legally transferable in title from one party to another

private;

[wetworking]

Cute.

Define your assets, then. In a salary offer.

private;

[pinwheeled]

Salary discussions will be had once I have made my final decision.

private;

[wetworking]

Very well.

[In which he will receive a resume that includes the name Hazuki Mina, abilities listed as "Contractor", with previous work experience in Japanese government Section 3 most recently, and freelance bodyguard work before that, with a note at the bottom that says "elaboration and demonstration of ability available upon request".]

[notourist]

You think it necessary?

[pinwheeled]

For what I have in mind? I do.

[notourist]

What do you have in mind, Mr Fischer?

[pinwheeled]

Someone to keep me out of trouble during curses.

[notourist]

So you are not planning on hugging lions again?

[ Text ]

[bettercallit]

Sending the information over.

[ Text ]

[pinwheeled]

Looking forward to it.

text;

[hexappeal]

how do I attach things

computers are hard

text;

[pinwheeled]

Here, this should help.

text;

[hexappeal]

the internet is also hard.

[A file attached with name, and a bunch of TL;DR about magic and the Justice League and Sentinels of Magic. She doesn't have any actual job experience as a bodyguard, but 20 years with the JLA and a lifetime of being a bad ass magician probably makes up for that. Right? ...maybe.]

( private ) [ unhackable ]

[dropkick]

[ the part where previously being cursed into employment is awkward...the part where Arthur throws in anyway... ]

What do you want guarding from, exactly?

( private ) [ unhackable ]

[pinwheeled]

Curse affliction, mostly. Not the curses themselves, to be more specific, but rather the results of any ill choices or actions taken under their influence.