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[pinwheeled]

SEEKING FOR AN URGENTLY NEEDED POSITION: One (1) personal assistant / bodyguard

❖ Rate of pay negotiable;
❖ Must be able and willing to begin working immediately;
❖ Previous experience in either capacity highly preferred.

Serious inquiries only; please attach resumés, CV's, or other record of previous work experience to this post.

Comments

[pinwheeled]

In addition to the duties that are required of a personal assistant/bodyguard: companionship, protection, and corrective guidance in the event of curse affliction are expected of the hired candidate.

[uprouse]

Oh? That certainly sounds like an interesting position. Although—I hope you won't mind if I ask how you'd describe your line of work.