( the feed from kazu’s device clicks on to show the darkness of a dingy little apartment, or to be more exact, what kazu has claimed as his room, the moonlight pouring into the window serving as the only source of light for the room. it also features the side of ikki’s hand and his wrist, out of focus and much too close from clicking on kazu’s device.

he smiles into the camera, all glinting teeth, before he walks towards kazu’s bed. there’s a soft click as ikki flips off the cap of a marker, smelling the tip of it before applying it to kazu’s face. he writes various insults across his face, each one more hateful than the last.

the feed cuts out.

it clicks back on and ikki is beside is kazu’s bed, pants down and his butt pressed against the side of kazu’s face.

the feed cuts back again immediately afterwards.

finally, it cuts back on and it’s closer this time. it gives a very clear shot of ikki leaning over the side of kazu’s bed, pants now back up. his face is incredibly close to kazu’s, fingers prying his mouth open. he opens his own mouth then, letting two slugs drop out of his mouth and into kazu’s. )

Yesss! ( he laughs!

it's fifteen seconds, if you're counting—from the moment the camera films the slugs dropping in to Kazu's eyes snapping open. about the time it'd take for one to spill out and wriggle into an ear. but there's no trace of that by the time Kazu lifts one hand, ghosts fingertips across his face, silent and perfectly blank. he sits up.

only five seconds, on the other hand, from vertically to punching Ikki in the face. )

It's not like anyone can say no when he makes that stupid face while asking in that stupid voice if he can cook dinner for once.

And those cat-

[You may notice the ABRUPT END to the voice clip as Yuri, though cursed, actually musters enough dignity to toss the device.]

[ooc | Backdated to early Thursday morning because I forgot this curse was today. Taken from this post from a few months back!]

Glass is perfectly well for letting the light and dark in or out. It's good for seeing in or out of without going out or in. You can write on glass and see the words from either side, good for practicing reading things backward in case there's ever a need to do so. It is difficult to keep clean though, fingerprints and smudges and the like. And I'm afraid I just discovered that there are some glasses one shouldn't look through. Ill timing makes some people thoroughly disgruntled. My name isn't Tom though. It's Jenny and I didn't mean to peep!

[The video starts with a lot of static before it clears up a bit to reveal that the device is in the sand looking up at the figures of Aya and Ken standing back to back. There are shadows all around them and when the static clears again it becomes obvious that they're surrounded by the desert monsters. Even with both men being armed this doesn't look good.]

Hey, Aya.

Yes?

[Aya glances over his shoulder at the brunette.]

You know, I don't mind this so much with you at my back. [Ken flashes Aya a grin who responses with a smile of his own.]

Same here.

With a bang?

Yes.

[They both turn back to their targets with determined looks before rushing at them, each with their own war cry. One moves in to bite Ken while another is about to slash Aya deeply across the chest....


...Then it all goes to static before the video ends.]


[ooc: Aya and Ken going to their deaths here! They will be losing their devices so they'll have trouble communicating until the event is over after they revive.]

I-

[A lady is walking by and he just blurts out]

Diediedie-

[The lady's dusty but blue dress suddenly looks like it was splashed, and it turns a horrible shade of pink]

No!

[There's blue light and suddenly Billy is surrounded by...lobsters.]



[ooc: he is slugged and the slug cannot figure out his magic, plus Billy is fighting this shit. Action is a-okay!]

( when the device finally turns on, it captures a very clear image of what looks like—but definitely isn't—ikki, the leader of the one and only great kogarasumaru sitting ontop of a bunch of crates and boxes thrown onto some roof in the safe zone. he's fairly injured, but sloppily bandaged as if he had done all the hard work himself.

but other than that, he looks pissy. really pissy. super pissy. mega pissy. )

God damn, I hate this place. This shitty, dirty sorry excuse for a city or even a safe zone is hardly worthy for a god like myself. is this the best that could be done? Is this the best my freakin' team could come up with?

I'm sick of it and I'm sick of their useless asses. If it's not one thing it's another with them, always whining and crying about something stupid. Shit that doesn't even matter!

Fuck it. I'm through with it. I'm through with them.

I'm not your fucking leader. Stop looking to me for guidance, assholes.

( he kicks a box over near his feet before taking off his team jacket and tossing it onto the ground. )

Take care of yourselves for once.

[[ooc: his slug doesn't have much time left before he dies off. couple hours, tops. it seriously can't handle being in ikki's head. also wounds are from sasuke, which is still an ongoing thread so i'mma try my best to not really describe them. BACK-DATED TO THE NIGHT OF THE 24TH.]]

Any word on when this whole desert thing's going to be over with?

I like getting sun as much as any man, but this is ridiculous. I'm starting to think I won't have skin left by the time this gets fixed, and I've got sand in places I didn't know existed. I'm about ready to start pissing sand any day now.