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Any word on when this whole desert thing's going to be over with?

I like getting sun as much as any man, but this is ridiculous. I'm starting to think I won't have skin left by the time this gets fixed, and I've got sand in places I didn't know existed. I'm about ready to start pissing sand any day now.

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I'm coming to get you.

Didn't you say that ages ago?

I tried.

[ IT'S HARD TO FIND THINGS IN THE DESERT. ]

Where are you?

Same place as your girlfriend.

I suppose you're having trouble working out where she is, too?

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I'm beginning to think that is their intention...

[Not that his species can take a piss. But there's only so much sunburn and sand-balls a vampire can take.]

Beginning to? Either you have balls of steel and skin to match, or I want letting in on whichever rock you've been hiding under.

[His expression is a mix of disgusted and amused. What a vulgar little boy.]

No rock, I'm afraid. My last residence was inside a sand-worm's gut.

[A smirk.]

I suppose one would have to be 'made of steel' to vacate such a spot.

[Or, not be human :|]

Yeah, I think I'm going to pass on that one. I don't know about being made of steel, but being shat out by a worm isn't really on my to-do list.

[To Nathan's mind this is the obvious exit to a sand-worm.]

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You too? No sunblock?

It's the desert. I think we're a little past the point where sunblock's going to do anything.

I got sunblock, a bandana, a cap, pants, and long sleeves.

[All of which hasn't been washed in a week.]

Are you retarded? The point is to avoid wearing anything that's going to make you hotter. What the fuck made you think long sleeves would be a good idea?

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For fuck's sake, Nathan, why haven't you fucking gone th-

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You know, I hear it helps if you finish speaking.

Immigration! Immigration!

Oh, that. It seemed like a lot of work to go through. I didn't think we'd be waiting this long.

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Th▒░ ▓o thro░▓▒ immi▒░▓tio░.

Who ░ ░▓is? I ▒░▓ ▓▒r a ░ ▓rd you're ▒░▓ng.

Cr▒░s ▓░▒r!

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It would probably help if you wore clothes.

Sand gets stuck in clothes. How do you not know this?

You're such a prick. You can stay out there. I don't know why I'm stuck with you.

[ she's just super sandsitive okay. ]

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An accomplishment we all await with bated breath.

Would you like me to film it for you?

The best of all possible worlds could not be deprived of viewing privileges.

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