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[designedtoparty]

Any word on when this whole desert thing's going to be over with?

I like getting sun as much as any man, but this is ridiculous. I'm starting to think I won't have skin left by the time this gets fixed, and I've got sand in places I didn't know existed. I'm about ready to start pissing sand any day now.

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[invisibilities]

I'm coming to get you.

[designedtoparty]

Didn't you say that ages ago?

[invisibilities]

I tried.

[ IT'S HARD TO FIND THINGS IN THE DESERT. ]

Where are you?

[designedtoparty]

Same place as your girlfriend.

I suppose you're having trouble working out where she is, too?

[worldofourown]

I'm beginning to think that is their intention...

[Not that his species can take a piss. But there's only so much sunburn and sand-balls a vampire can take.]

[invisibilities]

It's a big desert.

[ do you know how many extra days he's racked up looking for you, nathan? do you? ]

[designedtoparty]

Beginning to? Either you have balls of steel and skin to match, or I want letting in on whichever rock you've been hiding under.

[designedtoparty]

We've been stuck here weeks. How long can it take?

[No, and he doesn't care.]

[worldofourown]

[His expression is a mix of disgusted and amused. What a vulgar little boy.]

No rock, I'm afraid. My last residence was inside a sand-worm's gut.

[A smirk.]

I suppose one would have to be 'made of steel' to vacate such a spot.

[Or, not be human :|]

[designedtoparty]

Yeah, I think I'm going to pass on that one. I don't know about being made of steel, but being shat out by a worm isn't really on my to-do list.

[To Nathan's mind this is the obvious exit to a sand-worm.]

[worldofourown]

[A sharp high-pitched laugh. Damn, this City's just full of weirdos.]

Haven't you ever heard breaking out?

[designedtoparty]

Easier said than done. It's not like jail where you can call someone to bust you out.

[worldofourown]

[Have a flash of red eyes and a glimpse of sharp white fangs.]

Why call someone, dear boy, when you can slice your way through?

[designedtoparty]

The weirdos never stop coming in this place, huh?

What are you, then? Demon? Werewolf? Wannabe super villain?

[worldofourown]

[He's laughing again, loud and shrill. He likes it when people freak out upon seeing his 'face'. He likes it even better when they don't. They're either a special kind of stupid- or a special kind of crazy.]]

What would you like me to be?

[designedtoparty]

Straight would be a nice start. I don't think I've ever had a man ask me that and then not try to worm his way into my trousers.

[worldofourown]

[Laughing louder now. As if a puny, breakable human would make his list, straight or no.]

~I have no interest in your trousers, I assure you. Or whatever tifles are in them.

[A big smile. He's more the Go-Crazy-And-Eat-People vampire than the Sleep-With-People-And-Eat-Them type.]

[designedtoparty]

[Rude. Nathan makes everyone's list. His ego demands it.]

Then you can be what you like. Why would I care?

[orangetoughguy]

You too? No sunblock?

[worldofourown]

[Awww. Did Karl hurt your feelings, Nathan? Well, mission accomplished :|b]
And I fully intend to be what I like.

[He tilts his head, smirking.]

I'll leave you to air your grievances.

[What an amusing, uncouth thing. He'd so love to bite you if your paths crossed xD]

[designedtoparty]

It's the desert. I think we're a little past the point where sunblock's going to do anything.

[orangetoughguy]

I got sunblock, a bandana, a cap, pants, and long sleeves.

[All of which hasn't been washed in a week.]

[designedtoparty]

[Hurt by some creepy guy with a fetish for biting? No chance. In fact, he'd thank you to stay well away.]

You do that. Try not to get eaten this time.

[designedtoparty]

Are you retarded? The point is to avoid wearing anything that's going to make you hotter. What the fuck made you think long sleeves would be a good idea?

[orangetoughguy]

Soldiers wear long sleeves in the desert, genius.