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[designedtoparty]

Any word on when this whole desert thing's going to be over with?

I like getting sun as much as any man, but this is ridiculous. I'm starting to think I won't have skin left by the time this gets fixed, and I've got sand in places I didn't know existed. I'm about ready to start pissing sand any day now.

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[worldofourown]

[He's laughing again, loud and shrill. He likes it when people freak out upon seeing his 'face'. He likes it even better when they don't. They're either a special kind of stupid- or a special kind of crazy.]]

What would you like me to be?

[designedtoparty]

Straight would be a nice start. I don't think I've ever had a man ask me that and then not try to worm his way into my trousers.

[worldofourown]

[Laughing louder now. As if a puny, breakable human would make his list, straight or no.]

~I have no interest in your trousers, I assure you. Or whatever tifles are in them.

[A big smile. He's more the Go-Crazy-And-Eat-People vampire than the Sleep-With-People-And-Eat-Them type.]

[designedtoparty]

[Rude. Nathan makes everyone's list. His ego demands it.]

Then you can be what you like. Why would I care?

[worldofourown]

[Awww. Did Karl hurt your feelings, Nathan? Well, mission accomplished :|b]
And I fully intend to be what I like.

[He tilts his head, smirking.]

I'll leave you to air your grievances.

[What an amusing, uncouth thing. He'd so love to bite you if your paths crossed xD]

[designedtoparty]

[Hurt by some creepy guy with a fetish for biting? No chance. In fact, he'd thank you to stay well away.]

You do that. Try not to get eaten this time.