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[designedtoparty]

Any word on when this whole desert thing's going to be over with?

I like getting sun as much as any man, but this is ridiculous. I'm starting to think I won't have skin left by the time this gets fixed, and I've got sand in places I didn't know existed. I'm about ready to start pissing sand any day now.

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[awkwards]

[ what a pity. ]

Anyone tell you when this shit's going to end?

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[designedtoparty]

No one tells me anything.

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[awkwards]

You're not really trustworthy. Anything people told you, you'd go broadcasting on this shitty network.

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[designedtoparty]

You're saying that's a bad thing?

People deserve to know when this shit's going to end.

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[awkwards]

I was talking about secrets. But - [ sigh. are they actually going to agree on something? ] - yeah. I'd really like it if someone would tell us when this shitfest would end.

I'm never going to a beach again.

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[designedtoparty]

You say that now. Come summer I bet you'll be down there with some nudist colony all the time.