Curt Wild
15 January 2014 @ 06:33 pm
[A man with long bleach-blond hair, wearing tight-fitting silver pants, a collar, and nothing else, is standing in the square looking really confused. And cold. Very cold. He is pressing random buttons on his device because it looks like it could be some kind of phone or radio or something.]

Hello? Is this on? Was I abducted by aliens? Because I remember I was on the roof with that kid and I think I saw a flying saucer at one point but also I was high, but I'm pretty sure this isn't London. Unless I'm still high, but I'm pretty sure I'm not.

[His voice is rough and American and it sounds like he needs a good nights sleep.]