[ so he's just going to hop right on and start blabbering. ]
Yeah, gonna have to say that this? Noooot really the best idea you jokers could have had. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm..kind of a big deal. [ who hasn't heard of him. what blasphemy is this. everyone should have heard of him. ] Y'know, saved the world and all? I mean, it was sort of a package deal with some other guys, but let's be real here. I did a lot of the, uh. Heavy lifting.
[ ...yeah that's not really something he wants to remember right now why did he say that. his breathing picks up just a little bit, but he manages to keep control. so he disguises it as a sigh, waving a hand and sitting back. DISTRACTION DANCE. ]
That's not to say that the others weren't great too, I mean; Cupid and Fabio weren't too shabby, not to mention the old man and the warrior princess. Banner was pretty spectacular as well, and— What I mean to say is that I can be trouble all on my own, but the Jackson 5 might have a problem with me going missing.
[ not to mention his, y'know, girlfriend, who's probably flipping her shit right now. ]
So yeah, hey. If I could get a doctor's note or something, explaining that this time it's not my fault I'm gone, that'd be great. In the meantime --
[ it's not immediately apparent what he's doing, but he squints just a little as he begins tapping away at the device. after about ten seconds, he gets bored and stops. he is not pouting. it's a displeased scowl. he tosses the device onto the table (??? where is he that he has a table? the bar, of course) in front of him, and the voice comes in a little distant then. ]
-- yeah, not impressed. What else y'got? C'mon. Blow me away.
[ooc; at work, so tags might be a little spotty, but I couldn't help myself. here's this jerk. c:]
Yeah, gonna have to say that this? Noooot really the best idea you jokers could have had. I don't know if you've heard, but I'm..kind of a big deal. [ who hasn't heard of him. what blasphemy is this. everyone should have heard of him. ] Y'know, saved the world and all? I mean, it was sort of a package deal with some other guys, but let's be real here. I did a lot of the, uh. Heavy lifting.
[ ...yeah that's not really something he wants to remember right now why did he say that. his breathing picks up just a little bit, but he manages to keep control. so he disguises it as a sigh, waving a hand and sitting back. DISTRACTION DANCE. ]
That's not to say that the others weren't great too, I mean; Cupid and Fabio weren't too shabby, not to mention the old man and the warrior princess. Banner was pretty spectacular as well, and— What I mean to say is that I can be trouble all on my own, but the Jackson 5 might have a problem with me going missing.
[ not to mention his, y'know, girlfriend, who's probably flipping her shit right now. ]
So yeah, hey. If I could get a doctor's note or something, explaining that this time it's not my fault I'm gone, that'd be great. In the meantime --
[ it's not immediately apparent what he's doing, but he squints just a little as he begins tapping away at the device. after about ten seconds, he gets bored and stops. he is not pouting. it's a displeased scowl. he tosses the device onto the table (??? where is he that he has a table? the bar, of course) in front of him, and the voice comes in a little distant then. ]
-- yeah, not impressed. What else y'got? C'mon. Blow me away.
[ooc; at work, so tags might be a little spotty, but I couldn't help myself. here's this jerk. c:]
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