[This icon has never been so appropriate.]

Well. I suppose it's meant to make sense that I spent three years without so much as a hint that I'd been here before.

Is the headache normal? I think it's all those memories coming back. [Wasn't he a woman once? And... who knows what else. Let's not think about it.] Or probably the fact that I landed face-first in a fountain.

At least I won't be asking anyone for a trip to hospital this time.

[Pause. He sounds like he's mostly talking to himself, but he really hopes there's someone out there listening.]

Can't believe this is still here. It looks like nothing's changed.

[Anyway.]

I need a drink.

[Feel free to take him out for one. Or just join him wherever you find him.]