You know, I think I might be cursed today. It would seem I have quite the delicious flavor to my skin. Of course, that's only invitation to handsome men for taste testing.

Oh and I will have to insist my lover watch while you do. He can rate your performance for potential intimate times later.

[He smiles and hums softly before adding...]

On that note, I've packed your things to kidnap you for a bit, Ivan~

One thing that is pretty swell about May is that after Cinco de Mayo, all the tequila is cheaper. I think they got plenty of specials going on. I've always been a guy who likes his Mexican food and drink. South of the border is where the good shit is at. The bad shit too. What's a few bad patches though to get what you want? Anywhere you go, there'll be crime. Some places you can see it without having a magnifying glass.

I don't know much about this fuss for fucking ice cream but I could go for a drink. Tacos if they got any.