So wait.

Is this shite done with, then?

So..... those freaky zombie-things. We're supposed to take them the lake, right? Cause I kind of think I just locked my mum in the toilet. My dead mum.

Mike, Ty? Any help?










[ooc: Horribly belated, but the Johnson Mother - the lovely goddess Freya - has shown up in the City. The one who tried to kill Axl and got burnt in a forest fire by Loki after killing his daughter Hel. GODS MAN. They so crazy. Action for anyone in the Johnsons' flat.]

[ Have a ... person on your screen. The gender is honestly hard to determine until he speaks up with a manly voice. Finally he's found the time to fix himself up nicely, so he's now in full uniform: purple lipstick, styled up hair, sunglasses, turban with blue feathers, yellow coat with purple fur. Yeah. Uniform. He smiles in a conceited way. ]

I would have taken the time to properly introduce myself on this network before, but given the recent... inconveniences I only got around to it now.
My name is George Ace and I'm a leading member of DUCK. For those not familiar with the acronym, DUCK stands for Defensive Universal Confidential Keepers. It consists of special agents whose purpose it is to protect earth from extraterrestrial life. [ If you're an alien you have every right to get offended, his intonation makes clear that he really doesn't think highly of non-humans. ]

I hope for good cooperation in the future.

Well then...

[ Suddenly there's a card with a 'D' on it between his fingers and... this gesture happens. Yeah ]

DUCK!

[ The feed ends. ]

Are we quite through with the zombie business? It ruined my New Years and now my presents are all late thanks to it. I don't appreciate that.

[He'd add that it makes him look like an ass butttt... well, you know.]

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go drinking tomorrow after I get my running around done to celebrate the Old New Years because I deserve a large quantity of food and alcohol.


[OOC: Poor Raikov. All his plans being interrupted. I am too lazy to figure out individual gifts ATM but anyone he's interacted with a lot will receive something practical.]