[It starts with a crash, the sound of plates breaking and wood splintering and something very big stomping and snorting.

And mooing.

There's the sound of Charlie swearing quite a lot and a startled moo from...

well, from a cow that found it's way into the fucking kitchen while Charlie was out getting pet food. And speaking of the pets, they're adding to the noise with barks and growls and hisses and a variety of sounds, almost as if they're arguing with the cow in question.

The noise grows for a moment before the cow is heard retreating. Charlie sighs, sounding tired and the cats and dogs settle slightly.]

Arthur, Merlin. Ken. We're going out for dinner tonight. Mainly because we don't have a kitchen anymore. A damn cow got in and wrecked pretty much everything and won't stay out. It's taken up residence where the fridge use to be.

[A moment later, she switches to video and points the camera into what used to be the kitchen. Now it's destroyed. Quite thoroughly. The animals are avoiding the wreckage, pacing around it a bit nervously and there, right in the middle of it is a very large cow who is glaring at Charlie.]

I will figure out how to get you out of here, you stupid cow. Even if I have to flash fry you to do so, you are leaving.

[And the video ends.]

[action for the house; find Charlie outside of the kitchen, trying to figure out how to chase the cow out. So far, the cow has chase her out a few times and cares not for her fiery threats. Which sucks.]

Alright, the cow was almost worth it just because it turned into dextro-only cheese at midnight.

[He takes a slice of said cheese and puts it over a cracker, which he eats.]

And does anyone know how to get cow smell out of an apartment?

I know I said I wanted to travel, but I was planning to actually travel, as opposed to just arrive, which I seem to have done.  

[Jenny frowns as she looks away from the camera at the surrounding area, her breath fogging in puffs in front of the camera, not that she particularly seems to be paying attention to the cold.  After a moment she gives a sigh and spins the camera round to show what she's seeing.  Immediately before her there's snow but laid out in front of that is the rest of the island, most of it's coast easily visible from the mountain slope Jenny's stopped on.]

And how did I get on an island without my ship?

[ VIDEO ]

[Sitting outside a small cafe, Isaak looks fairly composed, all things considered, though his shirt's a tad rumpled. Calmly setting a small coffee cup on its saucer, he smiles briefly at the camera.]

Well, I've certainly seen what you all meant about these so-called curses. It must be dreadfully difficult to get anything done around here, if you're not a dairy farmer.

[He shifts, leaning back slightly in his seat.]

So.. I suppose I've made the best of worse situations, but I am accustomed to having more in the way of resources. Unfortunately, I wasn't given the opportunity to pack before this delightful abduction. Which means, for the first time in quite a long time, I'm looking for a job.

A city of this size must have something more interesting than waiting tables to offer. I've always found a certain satisfaction in making myself of use.

So, tell me: [here, he leans forward again, clasping his hands in front pf him, elbows on the table,] what do you need, my fellow captives?