Howl Jenkins
29 September 2012 @ 01:15 pm
[Hey City! Did you feel like something was missing in your life? Perhaps were feeling the loss of a certain narcissistic magical Welshman?

Then pine no more, for as the camera flickers into life, it displays an extremely bedraggled Howl Jenkins sprawled across the pavement near the fountain. He, quite frankly, looks like a hot mess. His normally immaculate blond hair is frizzed around his head in a messy haystack, the much darker roots showing at his scalp. He's got dark bags under his eyes, and he's wearing and extremely torn and tattered black suit.

Howl sits up, clutching his head.]


Bloody hell!

[Followed by a few more choice swear words.]

Sophie! What have you gotten us into this time you bloody old woman!

[He attempts to stand up, but staggers, hand suddenly clutched over his heart. He swears a few more times, breathing heavily.]

And remind me to please explain to you that hearts go in the middle. This is going to take hours to put right.




[ooc: He's baaaaaaaaaack. Howl's been updated to directly after the end of the book. Hes extremely hungover and just defeated an evil witch so someone please bring him coffee and bacon. Especially if that coffee has kahlua in it.]
 
 
worldofourown
29 September 2012 @ 08:27 pm
[ Karl's face is visible on the Network for all of three seconds. He seems almost creepily calm. But there's a subdued energy stirring around him, full of sparks like a topped-up battery. Matter-of-fact, he switches to a private line. ]

[ Deity Filter ]

I'll be brief. I'm interested in a trade.

[ OOC: Karl is trading for Diva's babbus to be returned to her! This will end well >:3 Any wandering Deities please take note<3 ]
 
 
Current Mood: indescribable
Current Location: Unknown
 
 
Иван Райденович Райков
29 September 2012 @ 10:25 pm
Since I'm sure all of you are sick of hearing about failed relationships and marriage, let's discuss something more important.

[He leans in close to the device, narrowing his eyes]

On my recent trip to Xanadu, I noticed something rather personal to me missing: the Prince Nuada statue. What happened to it? I swear, if one of you assholes destroyed it while I was gone...
 
 
he_who_kills
29 September 2012 @ 10:55 pm
 
Celebration come. Me get much cake for Anansi!
 
 
Current Mood: bouncy
 
 
Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden
I have a duster again.

I hope you guys realize how long it took me to type this up. 

I need some sort of anti-murphyonic field  creator or something because I had to start it over about six times. 

It was worth it to announce the coat though.  You are awesome, Mercy.