[ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[The man currently on screen is, more or less, the definition of nonthreatening; at least, he would be, were he not waving about a flaming umbrella. It's the small, collapsible, sort; the fabric has utterly burned away, but the thrashing, multi-jointed metal skeleton is still cheerily flaming as it cuts through the air.]

Fiends! Thou shalt certainly regret the decision to, er, kidnap--

[To his credit, until he falters on word choice, Aziraphale does manage to sound credibly thunderous. Lots of practice and all that.]

--now, kidnap hardly sounds properly Biblical, does it? Perhaps... hmn, --that is, the decision to abduct an agent of the Lord!

[That last delivered, again, in a satisfyingly righteous boom. He stands firm for a moment, waiting for answers, before doubt begins to creep into his expression.]

...Hello?


[ooc; tags slow/delayed til after work. action welcome but pardon any vagueness so i can keep things consistent ;3]

[Arm bleeding from a long cut, slightly beat up, Setsuna looks furious at first, definitely lecturing someone, but he stops mid-tirade, confused.]

-you....

What the hell? Oh, come on! I was home for FIVE minutes! Maybe ten. I had Sara with me and everything! You couldn't just leave me there a little longer? I'm this close to finishing God off!

[Inspects the gash on his arm, then frowns.] Wait. Does this mean - I went home, I was sixteen again, came back here in the same clothes, same injury, same body.

Am I sixteen AGAIN? Ungh! Stupid City! Should've just left me there.

[Seeing the device, he grabs it, his wings extend for flight, then he ends the feed in disgust.]



[ooc: So Setsuna was canon updated by almost nothing, and returns during this curse.]

[Anyone think the City was getting too quiet lately? No? Well, tough. Everyone's favourite delinquent is back on the scene anyway.

But even Nathan looks lost for words this time. At least for a moment. The beginnings of a bruise are already starting to spread across his cheek.]

Someone just hit me in the face with a dildo.

[video]

[Korra looks nervous. And determined. Okay, more than a little nervous. But totally determined.]

I'm not really sure how to do this. Hey Chekov? Can we meet up somewhere? Soon?




( posted several hours later and filtered to the deities )

[A certain teenager who's also an incarnation of the devil has been shaken out of his current mode of moping and waiting for his purpose stalkee friend to get back by the sudden increase in angelic activity in the City. So he turned on his device and shares a wicked smile with all of you lucky viewers.]

Is there bad weather coming up or why are angels flying so low today?

I always thought this City has a higher than necessary angel population, but today it's just getting ridiculous.

Thinking this would be the right time to commit some sins. Wouldn't want things to get too heavenly around here.

Who wants to sin with me?

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Not that I suspect many of you will take it, but if you want my advice? Leave the justice to the professionals.

[Not that he would claim to be an expert when it comes to justice, anyway, but Raymond is never one to leave the chance to be holier-than-thou unclaimed.]