( silence. the first couple of seconds from consists of nothing but quiet static of background noise and what sounds very suspiciously like someone breathing. and then it sounds like someone really freaking stupid doing breathing exercises. )

Hoooooowuh. HAAAAA—!

F-fucking hell! I'm alive!

( a pause. )

I'm alive. . . I'm alive. What the fuck! Whatthefuckwhatthefuckwhatthefuck.

( there's a quiet grumble of "I said no goddamn trades." )

Which one of you freakin' idiots made the trade?! ( oh yeah, there's a sharp jerk from shock to anger. ) WHICH ONE OF YOU?!

[[ ooc: running off to work, replies after my shift! ]]

Those with the ability to fly, I can't help but feel the gift is wasted on some of you.


( (Filtered to Kira) )

Raphael!

We need to talk!

[He's fuming here okay.]

There's some asshole here claiming to be Gabriel and who doesn't think I'm Michael. The bastard even thinks that Michael is supposed ta be his brother.

He's an idiot so watch out for him.

[So what if he's a few days late? Better late than never.]

Oh yeah. And there better not be any girls there!

[voice]

--at's where this thing got to. Huh. Maybe I should clean up around here more. ...Nah.

Good timing, anyway. I'm looking for a new roommate. The last guy didn't stay very long, which totally wasn't because of me, just so you know. City sent him home, lucky guy. It's been too quiet here for a while now.

Oh, and someone recommend me a good noodle shop. Business is pretty good at the Jasmine Dragon right now, so I'll even buy you dinner.