Did I turn this on correctly?
[There is a tapping noise, as Herc prods his communication device with a meaty finger.]
Hello? This is Hercules, Lion of Olympus, mighty Avenger, Prince of Power and son of Zeus. I... this isn't a pocket universe created by my sometimes treacherous step-mother Hera, is it? Only I'm pretty sure that was where I was going to end up but this isn't quite her particular style at all.
Also, I think I am getting strange looks from the locals. You'd think they'd never seen a man in a battle-ready outfit before. So really, I have two important questions to ask, to whoever is listening. One, where am I? Two, and most importantly, where can I get a drink?