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[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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[The ruckus was enough to make him notice.]

...Are you all right?

Do I look like I'm alright?

[Um...yelling at you over...there. He can't find his device to yell at you properly.]

Not particularly, which is why I asked. Do you need some help?

I'm just going to arrest the sorry ass that put a fucking pole there.

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yeah daddycaptain's not going to be fond of the smoking :|

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but daddycaptain. he's a chain smoker!

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coughcoughdiealittle :<

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oops?

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...oh god i have such a dirty mind. THAT LINE IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

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lol I have one of the dirtiest minds ever and I didn't notice

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...i just made it sound like ukitake was going to hand him a condom. that's all. >>;

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bedtimes!

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[--Yep, laughing. Hard. There was just something about seeing this all unfold.]

[Thankfully he's got the sense not to broadcast that to Kaito. Ahem. Get it together, Akira.]

There's no one around to arrest, sir.

Yes there is! Cuff them!

I don't have cuffs big enough to arrest that out of control pole.

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Papa! You're not supposed to-- be wandering around like that!

I'm working!

You're not supposed to be working, either.

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[That is fucking hilarious, man. It gives Gabriel a break in his invisibility-pickpocketing to be an ass and laugh.]

Oi! I'll arrest your sorry ass!

For what, exactly?

[Hopefully he isn't psychic =/

Gabriel slides off the dumpster he was standing on, walking a bit closer.]

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more the merrier ♥

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Where do you take metal poles when you arrest them?

...Is that what the bars are in jail?

Do you want to get shot?

I have a feeling your aim's off.

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Proof positive they'll hire just about anyone.

Shut up.

[What's that strange noise?]

{It sounds like...]

[Yes, it is.]

[A laughing vampire. A loud, OBNOXIOUS vampire.]

Fuck you whoever you are.

~How d'you know I'm not the lamppost?

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... they're still letting you out to work? Seriously?

No. I'm working anyway.

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