theshinjukucroc: (Don't Make Me Arrest You Retard!)
Kaito Wanijima ([personal profile] theshinjukucroc) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-20 03:48 pm

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[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]


SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!
superbeast: ([serious] fuck those ribbon goblins.)

[personal profile] superbeast 2012-03-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You're not getting anything done like this, though. Just go home.
superbeast: ([serious] i will devour you.)

[personal profile] superbeast 2012-03-20 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, just worried. Gazelle probably is too.
superbeast: ([worried] are you drunk sir.)

[personal profile] superbeast 2012-03-21 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Why not protect her from home so she doesn't have to see you potentially get hurt worse? I can take over out here.
superbeast: ([worried] kaito is a shitty driver.)

[personal profile] superbeast 2012-03-21 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[SIGH why are you so difficult.]

Is it acceptable to go over there and work with you?