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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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[superbeast]

[--Yep, laughing. Hard. There was just something about seeing this all unfold.]

[superbeast]

[Thankfully he's got the sense not to broadcast that to Kaito. Ahem. Get it together, Akira.]

[superbeast]

There's no one around to arrest, sir.

[theshinjukucroc]

Yes there is! Cuff them!

[superbeast]

I don't have cuffs big enough to arrest that out of control pole.

[theshinjukucroc]

Arrest the shitty trash that put it there, moron!

[superbeast]

... the City put it there, you're in the middle of the street. How about sitting instead?

[theshinjukucroc]

Why should I? I'm on duty.

[superbeast]

Taking a vacation won't kill you, you know.

[theshinjukucroc]

No. I'm working.

[superbeast]

[... way to completely miss the point of vacation. it explained so much.]

Really? It looked to me like you were getting a bit too friendly with a pole.

[theshinjukucroc]

Fuck the pole. I have other shit to do.

[See? He's walking again.]

[superbeast]

Let me take over your shift.

[theshinjukucroc]

No. I have to work.

[superbeast]

Why?

[theshinjukucroc]

There are bastards that need to be protected.

[superbeast]

They'll still be protected if you let me take over until you can see again. I like to think you trained me well enough for at least that.

[theshinjukucroc]

Then get on duty. I'm still going to work.

[superbeast]

You're not getting anything done like this, though. Just go home.

[theshinjukucroc]

No. Don't tell me what to do.

[superbeast]

Sorry, just worried. Gazelle probably is too.

[theshinjukucroc]

Working protects her too.

[superbeast]

Why not protect her from home so she doesn't have to see you potentially get hurt worse? I can take over out here.

[theshinjukucroc]

I have to work. I'm not going to stop.

[superbeast]

[SIGH why are you so difficult.]

Is it acceptable to go over there and work with you?