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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

Comments

[intheblanks]

I have a feeling your aim's off.

[theshinjukucroc]

It's better than you think.

[intheblanks]

Not according to the pole. Why aren't you using a stick?

[theshinjukucroc]

My stick isn't going to help here.

[intheblanks]

A white cane. Something to hit whatever's in your way before you do.

[theshinjukucroc]

Don't have one.

[intheblanks]

Have someone walk you to the hospital.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm working.

[intheblanks]

Not efficiently.

[theshinjukucroc]

Nobody's perfect.

[intheblanks]

No, some of us are stubborn. Come by the hospital.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm busy.

[intheblanks]

You're a danger to yourself and others. As far as I'm aware, that's an arrestable offence.

[theshinjukucroc]

Walking into a pole doesn't make me a danger to others, dumbass.

[intheblanks]

How about walking into traffic, or into a glass door?

[theshinjukucroc]

I can hear traffic just fine. And a door is a door when you're blind, asshole.

[intheblanks]

You can't hear the edge of the sidewalk, or the dent in the concrete. You just walked into a pole, you're not in a great position to defend your spatial awareness.

[theshinjukucroc]

That's my problem.