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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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[forourqueen]

[That is fucking hilarious, man. It gives Gabriel a break in his invisibility-pickpocketing to be an ass and laugh.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Oi! I'll arrest your sorry ass!

[forourqueen]

For what, exactly?

[Hopefully he isn't psychic =/

Gabriel slides off the dumpster he was standing on, walking a bit closer.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[Nope. Just yelling at...anything and everything.

Wait. Voice.]

Where the fuck are you?

[forourqueen]

Three steps behind you.

[Lies. More like 20 steps to the right.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[Listening...]

Fucking liar. [And he fires a rubber bullet from his gun where he heard the voice.]

[forourqueen]

[...and it hits something wet, right in his open side. Enjoy that stench, sir. You're not supposed to jiggle dead bodies.]

Dammit, you trigger-happy bastard, that's in my spleen. It's going to take ages to get out.

[theshinjukucroc]

Eh? What the fuck are you supposed to be?

[forourqueen]

Annoyed.

[theshinjukucroc]

Get over it, asshole.

[forourqueen]

Whatever. Do you always shoot random people?

[He stalks closer, moving around the man.]

[theshinjukucroc]

No. Just assholes.

[Damn it...why wouldn't this shit stand still?]

[forourqueen]

People must love you.

[He's not stupid, that's why.]

[theshinjukucroc]

I don't care. Now stop walking.

[forourqueen]

Nnnnnno. I don't think so.

[...and he'll draw his daggers, just to be even more of an ass.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Tch. You stink like garbage.

[Trying to turn to face him but it's not proving to be something that is easy when he can't see him.]

[forourqueen]

Corpse, actually.

[Gabriel is really enjoying that fact. Stealth assassinations mischief was his thing, after all.]

It's an acquired taste.

[theshinjukucroc]

So that's the smell.

[He fires another bullet where he heard that irritating voice.]

[forourqueen]

[ffffff dodging, this time. Not that he could feel pain, but picking out bullets was a bitch.]

Tsk-tsk. You're a protector of the people?

[theshinjukucroc]

Nobody's perfect.

[Shooting again.]

[forourqueen]

No wonder people die like flies in this City.

[CLANG. That hits his shoulder armor. Fucking bastard, this living person =/ those are expensive to fix.

Gritting his teeth, Gabriel stops moving around - and starts advancing instead.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Happens everywhere.

[Shit...where is the bastard this time? He listens and just...fires another bullet because he can.]

[forourqueen]

[How long until this guy runs out of bullets? As long as they're not hitting his open side, they're not even an issue... they didn't even seem to pierce skin. Were they even metal?

What a sorry bastard.]

I can't feel pain. You're just looking stupid right now.

[That? That was waaay too close.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[So he's coming straight for him then, huh? Fine. He'll deal with that.]

I don't give a flying fuck.

[He shifts his aim a bit to where the guy's head might be and fires again.]


[ooc: Mind if Akira jumps in?]

more the merrier ♥

[forourqueen]

[Good aim. That crack? Was his jaw. In fact, that was his jaw falling off

...fuck. Yeah, now you die, sir. Those daggers are not for show.]