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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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[forourqueen]

[He snarls as his arms are caught, and they make a terrible bone-grinding sound under Akira's grip. Thankfully the necromantic magic keeps him in one piece - the jaw just happened to be an ongoing issue.

Then he's repeatedly shot in the head and it's... annoying. One bullet gets stuck in one empty eye socket, but otherwise they just make squishy noises on his rotted skin. Rubber bullets doesn't really help.

Are you done, Kaito? Let's try to kick the asshole holding him in the jewels, then.]

[superbeast]

[He's forced to release one of Gabriel's hands to hold back that kick. He's not fond of the disadvantage it presents, so with the hand still holding on to him he'll aim to shove him back as quick as possible to try and at least put some distance between them and those knives.]

[Then, to Kaito:]

Stop shooting, you're just making him angrier--

[theshinjukucroc]

[Good news and bad news, Akira.

The good news is that he's not shooting anymore.

The bad news is that he's out of bullets.]

We're going to arrest him.

[forourqueen]

[The shove sends him off balance a little, but it also helps by giving him enough momentum to unhinge his wrist joint and slip free completely. Backing a few more steps, he glares at the two before quickly reaching down to pick up his jaw.

Fucking thing wouldn't attach well unless he ate someone, but he could squish in in well enough to speak. Kind of. It's very thick and drooly.]

Arrest me? For shooting my damn face off?

[superbeast]

For attacking two police officers.

[Not lunging forward or making a move for this arrest just yet, since he wasn't sure of exactly what this guy was capable of-- so keeping all defenses up for a second there.]

[theshinjukucroc]

And for attacking the disabled.

[Anyone else calls him a cripple...he's not. When it works for arresting someone?

Yep. Totally a cripple.]

[forourqueen]

We were just talking, and you decided to blast me with that fucking gun for not standing still while chatting. No jury would convict me.

[Fel-damned jaw. Hold on, he's squishing it deeper in with the back of one dagger. Yeah, not sheathing those yet.]

[superbeast]

[Why is he not surprised by these news. Sigh.]

... Boss, it probably isn't too good to go around provoking civilians. [A beat.] You are a civilian, right? [Not just part of some weird zombie curse, hopefully.] Put those down.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm blind. How am I supposed to know what he was doing? Besides, he still attacked and was getting ready to kill from the sounds of it. That's plenty to bring him in.

Now grab him and we'll drag his ass over.

[forourqueen]

I'm not putting anything down - and of course I was going to kill you, you trice-damned waste of space! You blew my jaw off!

[Hiss, hiss, growl. We can all be stubborn assholes here.]

[superbeast]

[See, admitting that? Helps no one's case, so even Akira couldn't chalk it up to Kaito being as extreme as always and let it slide.]

Aaah, in that case. Try not to struggle too much.

[That said, the motors on his skates rev to life and he speeds directly toward Gabriel. The plan was to catch him off guard and restrain his arms behind his back, but who knows what kind of reflexes the undead had.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[He loves the smell of scum saying they were going to kill someone. It makes the job all worthwhile.

So, he's going to stand here and light up a cigarette while Akira does his job.

What? He's blind.]

[forourqueen]

[Well, shit. Wheeled shoes was something completely new to him, and even though the rogue has some badass reflexes, Akira's attempt to catch him makes him have to relinquish his belt with pouches in an attempt to confuse the man. By throwing it in his face.

Sigh, all that sweet loot he'd been ninjaing is now spread over the pavement. Such a waste.

All he needed was to make the seeing one look away for a moment, and he could cover himself in shadows and go invisible again.]

[superbeast]

[Normally a stunt like that would be easily dodged. His own reflexes were no joke, and the speed definitely helped-- but in this case, that speed combined with such a short distance? Total downfall.]

[If anything he had been expecting a head on attack with those daggers, not to get hit in the face with pouches of random things.]

[It was indeed distracting, and he didn't falter for more than a second-- which was apparently enough for him to just. vanish. Zombies could teleport? Sure Akira, likely. That's the train of thought to roll with.]

... what the hell?

[theshinjukucroc]

What? What happened?

[Hey. Blind man here. He doesn't know what the fuck is going on unless you tell him!]

[forourqueen]

[This is what being a rogue is all about. Pissing people off, disappearing and then laugh at their fail. Gabriel just takes a few steps back, watching the two.

Too bad about the things he'd stolen, though. It was a whole day's worth of pickpocketing in those damn pouches =/ ]

[superbeast]

[Sorry, boss, it was hard to keep you up to date when Akira himself had no idea what had just exactly happened. He rolls back on his skates toward Kaito, priority to make sure he remained unharmed if anything happened suddenly.]

He vanished.

[theshinjukucroc]

What the hell do you mean he vanished? Throw shit and find him!

[forourqueen]

[Yeah, it's time to skedaddle. He's not interested to get shit thrown in his face. Getting his jaw blown off was bad enough.

Bye-bye, policemen. That was fun.]