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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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[theshinjukucroc]

I don't care. Now stop walking.

[forourqueen]

Nnnnnno. I don't think so.

[...and he'll draw his daggers, just to be even more of an ass.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Tch. You stink like garbage.

[Trying to turn to face him but it's not proving to be something that is easy when he can't see him.]

[forourqueen]

Corpse, actually.

[Gabriel is really enjoying that fact. Stealth assassinations mischief was his thing, after all.]

It's an acquired taste.

[theshinjukucroc]

So that's the smell.

[He fires another bullet where he heard that irritating voice.]

[forourqueen]

[ffffff dodging, this time. Not that he could feel pain, but picking out bullets was a bitch.]

Tsk-tsk. You're a protector of the people?

[theshinjukucroc]

Nobody's perfect.

[Shooting again.]

[forourqueen]

No wonder people die like flies in this City.

[CLANG. That hits his shoulder armor. Fucking bastard, this living person =/ those are expensive to fix.

Gritting his teeth, Gabriel stops moving around - and starts advancing instead.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Happens everywhere.

[Shit...where is the bastard this time? He listens and just...fires another bullet because he can.]

[forourqueen]

[How long until this guy runs out of bullets? As long as they're not hitting his open side, they're not even an issue... they didn't even seem to pierce skin. Were they even metal?

What a sorry bastard.]

I can't feel pain. You're just looking stupid right now.

[That? That was waaay too close.]

[theshinjukucroc]

[So he's coming straight for him then, huh? Fine. He'll deal with that.]

I don't give a flying fuck.

[He shifts his aim a bit to where the guy's head might be and fires again.]


[ooc: Mind if Akira jumps in?]

more the merrier ♥

[forourqueen]

[Good aim. That crack? Was his jaw. In fact, that was his jaw falling off

...fuck. Yeah, now you die, sir. Those daggers are not for show.]

[superbeast]

[Luckily with his trecks, finding Kaito was quick and easy. Not-so-lucky, he seemed to be in one of those "worse than a pole" situation he'd warned about. Good job, boss.]

Whoa, hey, it's not nice to point those at the blind--

[Don't mind him, just jumping in to put himself between Kaito and this stranger just in case.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Shut up and just tell me where to aim so I can shoot him.

[forourqueen]

[He can't exactly talk at the moment, jaw on the sidewalk and all, but he's not pleased about the backup. It doesn't mean he'll stop, though.

Gabriel has two daggers, and two targets. Stabbing, now.]

[superbeast]

Right in front of you.

[Which is where he'd stay if Akira successfully managed to grab onto his wrists at the last second and keep him from moving those daggers much-- hopefully without this guy falling apart in his hands or something due to Akira's strength on that grip.]

[theshinjukucroc]

Don't blame me if you get shot.

[The good news...rubber bullets. He'll be firing them now at where he thinks the guy is. Kaito trusts Akira enough to actually keep this corpse from killing them while he shoots at his head.]

[forourqueen]

[He snarls as his arms are caught, and they make a terrible bone-grinding sound under Akira's grip. Thankfully the necromantic magic keeps him in one piece - the jaw just happened to be an ongoing issue.

Then he's repeatedly shot in the head and it's... annoying. One bullet gets stuck in one empty eye socket, but otherwise they just make squishy noises on his rotted skin. Rubber bullets doesn't really help.

Are you done, Kaito? Let's try to kick the asshole holding him in the jewels, then.]

[superbeast]

[He's forced to release one of Gabriel's hands to hold back that kick. He's not fond of the disadvantage it presents, so with the hand still holding on to him he'll aim to shove him back as quick as possible to try and at least put some distance between them and those knives.]

[Then, to Kaito:]

Stop shooting, you're just making him angrier--

[theshinjukucroc]

[Good news and bad news, Akira.

The good news is that he's not shooting anymore.

The bad news is that he's out of bullets.]

We're going to arrest him.

[forourqueen]

[The shove sends him off balance a little, but it also helps by giving him enough momentum to unhinge his wrist joint and slip free completely. Backing a few more steps, he glares at the two before quickly reaching down to pick up his jaw.

Fucking thing wouldn't attach well unless he ate someone, but he could squish in in well enough to speak. Kind of. It's very thick and drooly.]

Arrest me? For shooting my damn face off?

[superbeast]

For attacking two police officers.

[Not lunging forward or making a move for this arrest just yet, since he wasn't sure of exactly what this guy was capable of-- so keeping all defenses up for a second there.]

[theshinjukucroc]

And for attacking the disabled.

[Anyone else calls him a cripple...he's not. When it works for arresting someone?

Yep. Totally a cripple.]

[forourqueen]

We were just talking, and you decided to blast me with that fucking gun for not standing still while chatting. No jury would convict me.

[Fel-damned jaw. Hold on, he's squishing it deeper in with the back of one dagger. Yeah, not sheathing those yet.]

[superbeast]

[Why is he not surprised by these news. Sigh.]

... Boss, it probably isn't too good to go around provoking civilians. [A beat.] You are a civilian, right? [Not just part of some weird zombie curse, hopefully.] Put those down.