theshinjukucroc: (Don't Make Me Arrest You Retard!)
Kaito Wanijima ([personal profile] theshinjukucroc) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-20 03:48 pm

Video

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]


SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!
sixwinged: (akito → for what it's worth)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-20 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A pause. ]

Agito and Akira can take over for now, right?

You need to sit down.
sixwinged: (akito → we're going down; falling fast)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-20 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't have to.
sixwinged: (akito →  we're not doing it like this)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-20 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
If Akira and Agito take over, then there won't be any problems, right?
sixwinged: (akito → there is some srs facing)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-20 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If you can't protect yourself from a pole, you shouldn't be trying to protect others.
sixwinged: (akito → put your pants back on)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-21 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
You're not fine.
sixwinged: (Default)

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm calling Akira and we're going to bring you home, okay?

Please don't fight it.
superbeast: ([neutral] staring contest.)

[private to akito]

[personal profile] superbeast 2012-03-21 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'm going over there now to work with him. I'll make sure he's okay.
sixwinged: (akito → it's fine by me)

[private]

[personal profile] sixwinged 2012-03-21 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Be careful, Akira.