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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

Comments

[theshinjukucroc]

Do I look like I'd know where the fuck I am?

[sixwinged]

--no.

Okay, just give me a minute. I'll come find you.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm busy. Go play somewhere else.

[sixwinged]

I don't want you to get hurt.

Please, just stay there so I can come get you.

[theshinjukucroc]

A pole hit me. I'm already hurting, dumbass.

[sixwinged]

More hurt.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm fine.

[Going back to walking blind.]

[sixwinged]

I'm coming, so just-- stay still, please?

[theshinjukucroc]

No. I'm on duty.

[sixwinged]

I'll call and tell them you're on sick leave.

[theshinjukucroc]

No. I'm working.

[sixwinged]

I'll tell Gazelle to come get you, if you won't come back for me.

[theshinjukucroc]

No. I have to work.

There are shits to protect.

[sixwinged]

[ A pause. ]

Agito and Akira can take over for now, right?

You need to sit down.

[theshinjukucroc]

I have to work.

[sixwinged]

You don't have to.

[theshinjukucroc]

Yes I do.

[sixwinged]

If Akira and Agito take over, then there won't be any problems, right?

[theshinjukucroc]

I need to work.

[sixwinged]

Papa.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm a cop. I protect people.

[sixwinged]

If you can't protect yourself from a pole, you shouldn't be trying to protect others.

[theshinjukucroc]

I've been working since midnight. I'm fine.

[sixwinged]

You're not fine.

[theshinjukucroc]

Yes I am.