theshinjukucroc: (Don't Make Me Arrest You Retard!)
Kaito Wanijima ([personal profile] theshinjukucroc) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-20 03:48 pm

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[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]


SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!
worldofourown: (Bloodlust)

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-03-22 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a civillian too.

Why shoot me?
worldofourown: (Backward Glance [Curious])

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[personal profile] worldofourown 2012-03-22 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
~Are you sure? Look closer.

[Snort snort.]

Ah, wait. You can't!