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[theshinjukucroc]

[Hello, City.

This is Kaito, your friendly neighborhood cop. Today he's apparently out on a stroll.

No wait.

He's patrolling! There's a cigarette dangling from his lips and he's moving around the streets until... HE RUNS RIGHT INTO A POLE.

Bastard is still blind.]

SHIT! WHO PUT A FUCKING POLE IN MY WAY? I WILL SHOOT THE RETARD THAT PULLED THIS KIND OF CRAP ON ME!

[Totally yelling at...thin air.]

WHO DID IT?

[Turns and stubs his foot on a crack in the ground.]

FUCKING HELL?! I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE! STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR I WILL ARREST YOU!

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*coughcoughdiealittle* :<

[lifeandpride]

A trade?

[He's confused, seeing as how he's only been here for a week or so.]

What kind of trade could make you blind?

oops?

[theshinjukucroc]

A trade with the Deities. I gave them my sight for a month to get something from them.

[Sounded fair to him really. And hey, he doesn't regret doing it.]

>>;

[lifeandpride]

[There was still a lot he didn't know about this world, so he just accepts it for now.]

Well if it's temporary, surely you could be granted leave from work. You should go somewhere a bit safer and just relax for a while.

[He notes the cigarettes.]

...I would prefer if you didn't smoke.

[theshinjukucroc]

They told me to stay home and I'm not going to do that.

[Pause as he finds his lighter.]

Why?

[lifeandpride]

Is there someplace else you'd prefer to be? Or is there someone you can walk with for a while?

[pause.]

...It bothers me a bit. If you could wait until our conversation is finished, I would appreciate it.

[theshinjukucroc]

[Ignoring that first part.]

Bothers you how?

[lifeandpride]

I understand being stubborn but this is a bit extreme...

[Rude was an understatement, when it came to describing this guy.]

It bothers my breathing.

[theshinjukucroc]

Fine. [He actually puts the lighter cigarette in his pockets.

What...he has a heart.]

[lifeandpride]

Thank you.

[He's a bit surprised but not ungrateful.]

In any case, I thought that you might not like walking into things and tripping, and I'm willing to help you get somewhere if you would like. If you'd rather continue hurting yourself, then say the word and I'll go.

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm on patrol right now. I have to keep working so no one else gets hurt again.

[lifeandpride]

That's... admirable, but are you really effective this way?

[He understood the feeling though - how many times had others told him to slow down?]

[theshinjukucroc]

I'm not effective when I can see so there's not much difference. I'm human but I'm not going to let shit like that stop me. This is what I swore to do.

[lifeandpride]

[He considers for a moment.]

...Then I'll join you on your patrol.

[theshinjukucroc]

[He turns his head towards the voice.]

Why?

...oh god i have such a dirty mind. THAT LINE IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

[lifeandpride]

You're obviously set on doing it, and I'd rather you stay safe. You can hold on to my shoulder while I walk you through the area on your route.

[He does understand that stubborn streak, even if he thought this example was a bit ridiculous.]

What was your name?

lol I have one of the dirtiest minds ever and I didn't notice

[theshinjukucroc]

Kaito Wanijima. And I'm not a cripple.

...i just made it sound like ukitake was going to hand him a condom. that's all. >>;

[lifeandpride]

I didn't say you were. All people need a little help now and then. This is just one of those moments.

[A pause.]

If you need to smoke, I can step away for a while.

[theshinjukucroc]

Are you some Samaritan or something?

[lifeandpride]

Not really. I'm just the kind of person who lends a hand when I can, and at the moment, I'm free.

...Well? Shall we get going?

[theshinjukucroc]

Close enough.

[Fine. He'll just...walk this way.]

bedtimes!

[lifeandpride]

[He'll just be making sure you don't walk into things, kthx.]